say it isn't so

today i came home early to study for test.
instead, i did everything else but study.
i video- called with my sis and got a tour of her house, i packed my table, i sent emails, i packed my notes, i packed my pens, i tried to nap (but it was unsuccessful cos after talking to my sis the rain stop alr. sleeping and rain go tgth), i went out to eat, and now that i'm back i'm here blogging.
shit! wtf am i doing?
my black book is still frickin brand new and untouched. like my tendon tapper before i lost it.
and fuck, did yu guyz know that a tendon tapper frickin costs $15!? OHMYGOD. i feel like plucking a tree branch and attaching an eraser to it or smtg instead. wtf. it is so expensive to be a doctor.
anyway, test is coming and i know that i should be doing something abt it. but as usual, i procrastinate and do anything but study. and then i will end up chionging the whole night b4 test, surviving on caffeine which will make me shit abt 20x that night. i think its the shitting that keeps me awake instead of the coffee. and midnight oil-burning is some fucked up torture and i will promise myself after the test that i will start early for the next one. but ultimately, everything ends up the same way over and over again.
this is disgusting.

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anyway, today we welcome 2 new pseudo-batchmates! eager nursing students with grandiose delusions are taking over the world with a whole new form of ks! either that or they just really love that bangla with a HI. checking out his xray with wayne and me, examining his pupils after they listened in on our discussion with dr lai..
uber.

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aight, enough bullshit from me.
time to bathe and really try to study before mr and mrs smith on HBO at 1030!

alpha 231, alpha 231, proceeding to hotel 5

ambulance run was 9pm-8am today, but i am frickin awake here at 1pm.
cos yst only got 3 calls, and they were all consecutive. so from 2am-7am, all 4 of us were sleeping in fire station. some uber call there.
yst was a fun call though got no cute hazmat, cos got go buy prata, then got fries and blanky to sleep. i know i am missing the essence of a call, which is to save lives, but oh well.
anyway, the medic and me were bored, so we were being kpo and looking thru the incidents.
and i really fucking love to read the messages left by callers! damn funny la. the english and reasons always damn fucked up.

" indians, chinese and malays are fighting. i don't know how many, they have weapon. come quick." - this caller damn free la, why must say indians chinese and malays. like as if got many other races in singapore lydat.

" people are fighting, i don't know how many. there is a car. they take a boy."

"need oxygen. come quick"

and in the end, the promising assault+trauma cases usually turn out to be false alarm.
this morning we kpo abt the incidents again, and i realised that during the night, hell alot of fire alarms falsely go off! got at least 10 la. stupid alarms. always fakey go off. no wonder when the hdb lift alarm goes off, no one gives a fuck abt it and the poor bastard is stuck inside for so long.

anyway, that is the end of ambulance run, and no more hazmats for me :(
i know we are supposed to be mat-haters, but hazmats don't slash people. in fact, they save the slashed people. so i am allowed to think hazmats are cute alright.

anyway, i shall talk abt the mat incident for ppl who dunno and are interested to know.
actually i just like talking abt it cos it was one of the rare times that i got to feel important in the ed hahaha. not really doctorish important, but just doing noob stuff like supporting patient, setting plug and also being carrier pigeon conveying messages for the little punkz.
anyway it was on one of our self-imposed night call days, with dr lai the shandelzare. frickin uber terror aura la, call with her always got trauma one.
anyway we just kinda settled one standby case, then our favorite sound in the ed started buzzing. then 3 bloody (literally, haha) chinese boys came in. so we did a grey's anat and split the patients among us. my patient reminds me of this honkey tonk who acts as maochun in the 8pm show on channel 55. anyway, he had the most slash wounds, and he said he was attacked with baseball sticks. when we told him he is cut so cannot be sticks, then he said ' aiya then maybe they modify the sticks la'. he got many deep cuts over his arms, back, leg. so deep that his deltoid was cut in half, his elbow bone was visible, his femur was chipped and the common peroneal was gone. and in that bloody mess, he still can be so bochup- 'aiya, can i not repeat myself. can yu tell him for me?' when the ortho guy asked him what happened. and then he started yelling 'SAMUEL!' cos he wanted his friend to cancel his cards and phone line for him. and then he got really pissed and started asking 'am i going to be paralysed? am i ever going to walk again? fuck la i can't move my toes!' but later he calmed down, and when his friend was wheeled past him he said, 'eh walau, my right leg gg alr la'. dota ftw. and he even said 'hey ma, i never die leh' when his mom came.
the other 2 also damn fucked up injuries. one got his hand tendons all cut, bleeding like a bitch. need hand microsurgery. and one got one deep slash on his neck, till can see the C2 vertebrae. freaky shit. that one reminded me of kiong. as in, the face, not the bloody mess.
anyway i hope they are doing ok after their ops. maybe tmr go visit them.
then i was wondering where in tampines did this incident take place. cos damn hum get slashed by matz, so must avoid the area.
and shitting hell, the nasty mat-slash-chinese incident happened at the basketball court near my house!!!! i havent gone there to find blood stains on the floor, but i am damn hum to walk near there after 10 now. cos lights out at 10.
matz shd really just stick to opiates and midazolam.

ok this is a really long rambly post so i shall stop now before liana says this is like the prawn story.

when the same thing happens over and over, too many times
and nothing yu do ever seems to change it
is it worth trying anymore.

i just don't think its worth the trouble.

HAZMAT

i love A&E posting.

cos its at cgh which is fuck near my house.

cos it sounds potentially exciting, though usually its not. all collapse go to the evil shift which comprises of randal booty low and kiong. like, where have all the ectopic pregnancies gone man?

cos the irregular hours own all. how bout some school at 4-10? though having a 1h lect at 830 on yur afternoon shift day really sucks. and saturday night call 10-8 isnt too great either. but still, i love it.

cos we get to cheap thrill and do procedures. like, press on the spot where the con just did an ABG for 5 mins! damn fun right.... today, while i was taking out the ECG stickers, i ripped out the chest hair of an indian uncle. he wasn't too happy abt that. in fact, he screamed louder than he did when the con palpated his tender abdomen. oh well. one life saved.

cos there's lots of midazolam around. :)

cos its frickin slack and we just sit on the beds talking cock most of the time. or sit on the chairs outside and sleep while waiting for ambulance to come. and think of cock things to do like IV frusemide manny to make her toilet-bound 24/7, find the pethidine, come up with fear factor challenges like placing charged defibrillator paddles on yur chest...
ya we are damn bored. even though occasionally got cat A people who wanto brush the intestine villi.

aiya, who am i kidding. i just love it cos of the hazmats! :)

rekindle the old flame.

i owe yu one.

i would really like to blog about my birthday surprise, which was really a surprise cos my birthday is in august. birthday surprises always work on me cos they always come so late that i don't even think about my birthday anymore and even when the surprise comes, i don't even know the surprise is for me. but i still do love the surprise party , late or not, so please don't stop them coming! oh, but please minus out those freaky party poppers. i hate those.
ok i'm digressing. well, i really wanto blog about it before my friends all think i am an ungrateful fucker, and then they won't throw me anymore surprise parties! omg.. no!!!!
but i have no photos.. and what is a blogpost without photos riiight.
so, all the bitches with photos from that night, send them to me man.
yu can send to my gmail, or yu can send me when i'm on msn!

shit, i should really start bringing my own camera around.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHRISTINE SIEW!!!!!!! :) :)




yu are so confirm having shitloads of fun over in US.
damn, i am so fucking jealous. but its ok, cos i had a uber surprise party yst (4mths late haha).. but i will blog abt that another day, cos today is my sister's birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
miss yu lots shithead. enjoy yur day man...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GUMMY!!!! :):):):):)

we had a frickin uber dinner at ritz carlton!
it was ABSOLUTELY SCRUMPTIOUS!

some fried slipper lobster, tamago sushi (lifestyle says this is THE way to tell a good chef lor), panseared tuna salad (minus the salad), roast beef with uber mushrooms, fried salmon with sauce, snapper, keropok (haha yes i wasted space on keropok. but its nice what.. haha)... aiya too much food to name la. but for the win --
chocolate souffle with CHOCOLATE CRUNCHY BALLS.
it owns all cos chefjay is frickin cute. really damn frickin cute.

and there was lots of uber singing too. from lynn's one-day friend douglas, hunny daniel's opera style and from the gummy herself-- some gummy bear theme song!
great atmosphere and great food and great friends and great entertainment and... everything is just great la. haha. oh shit, not forgetting the great ride in da jag to the ritz.. wayne was nice and dropped manny and me at the lobby so we could make an "entrance", while he took on the role of the mat chaffeur and wento park the jag. haha!

anyways, hope yu had a fantastic-wonderful-absolutely scrumptious-and-delicious birthday gummy lynn!
looking forward to celebrating many more birthdays with yu (hopefully in the same place). and many more years of fun and laughter and all that crappy bullshit tgth :)
and also, hope yu love yur present! i mean, yu better frickin love it! :)
haha. i know yu do la.. even though yu didnt cry like i wanted yu to.
i hope yu can always smell the blood and sweat (and ben and jerry's) that went into it!

alright, i have no pictures, so i will grab when they're up and stick them here so everyone will know the cutie souffle chefjay. if yu do go to ritz carlton greenhouse, please ask the souffle chef what the tiny little balls are. trust me, yu won't regret it!

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today is day1 of radiology posting. the most useless posting on the planet.
if yu think psychomed is bad, think again.
radiology is utterly useless. its so useless that they have to make us sign attendance for frickin everything, just to prevent mass ponning. although psychomed was rather useless, at least it didnt come with a death risk like radio does. FRICKIN RADIATION GONNA FRY MY EGGS AND BRAIN LA. bloody hell hafto wear the damn heavy vesty thing. feel like i'm wearing some mithril and going to war in lord of the rings. -_- balls la. oh speaking of balls, wayne is damn worried abt testicular cancer now, cos he thinks the vest not long enough. i dunno how his balls hang until so low la.

the only perk is that today, i found a ngtzekiat replacement.
some dr thng for the win!!!
"so yu look at the scan, and OH MY GOD! WHAT DO YOU SEE!? ITS A FRICKIN NODE!!!
see, its nothing, something, something, nothing, something.. which means its something!"
hahaha how not to love.

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some other happyness -- zhuan is back from australia!! :)
and with krispy kremes too. UBER.
and she frickin took a cab to drop them off under my block! and she even included a surprise one!
though i am scared that when i bite, inside is madagascar hissing cockroaches!!!!!!
thank yu zhuan! i love yu man. :)

now we can finally meet up! and i can also finally see minjia who is mean and doesnt wanto meet me when zhuan and olly are not here :(



this is from damn long ago. some twitty pose!
man, i miss those jc days.

oh i absolutely FUCKING hate the army
even though i'm not in it, but having a boyfriend in it is just as bad.

oh balls. is some secret organisation of fairies going to silence me now?

nevermind, at least i managed to fake wayne that i broke up.
HAHAHA GULLIBLE SUCKERRRRR!!!!!!
he actually wasted money using his handphone to call me and gloat. hahaha
no la, he is actually kinda nice.
even though he lies, swears, copies, cheats, gays around and stares at people's cleavage...
he is still a nice cg mate. i mean, only when he has the jag.
haha but thanks for the concern, boss.

some CAGE

balls la. some alcohol dependence for end of posting test.
why do i always get stupid things like drug od and alcohol dependence!?
i frickin mug the DSM IV for major depressive disorder, OCD, bipolar, schizo and what do i get?

access this lady to ascertain whether she has an alcohol dependence problem

like, sure. can yu give me 10 minutes to study that chapter first though?
argh.
and every question i answer, i get weird looks from the testers. 2v1 testing some more la. wtf.
please just let me pass la. i plead diminished responsibility due to panic disorder causing me to go dissociate into fugue state! :(

stress causes regression into child like state. so we went for some time crisis II again.
funny how i'm playing it now when i never played it as a kid.
anyway we still dint manage to complete the damn thing. next time guys.
there is seriously nothing more cathartic than armadillo racing and time crisis II!
i have no pictures, but manny has this fucking funny video of wayne ducking the virtual bullets like a monkey. haha time for some you-tube.

then we worked on a secret mission from evening to midnight, and still didnt manage to finish.
balls, that was some hard work man.. i cant wait to see the end product. and i really hope for some crying!!!
anyway manny, we gotta go yur house again man. cos the ben and jerry's is still there!!!
i like chilling at manny's house. some freaking good food for the win. :)

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i should probably be blogging about fun shit like playhouse (some best play balls!) and zhong's birthday rendezvous, but i have no pictures so what's the point. i'll let manny and gummy do the honours.
can't wait for some ritzy gummy this sun!!

well, after spending the whole day sleeping, i think its time for some dota soon.

as i was walking up the stairs
i saw a man who wasn't there
he wasn't there again today
i wish, i wish he'd go away

psych posting is getting to me.
hell no, its not.

sometimes its funny, secret organizations of fairies and counting people on the ceiling.
and then sometimes its scary and i just feel damn fucked up and sad for the people in there.
sedation and dark depressing wards to cure psychosis. sure man.

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anyways, come checkout some mermaid booty next saturday with dj wayne and siew in da house! :)

if you ain't first, you're last.

yeah balls. some infective endocarditis for my end of posting test.
should be great for me since i have an obsession with matz and ivda, but no, i miss the double murmur and the raised JVP.
all cos i was too fascinated with the tattoos and needle mark on his neck while examining the jvp.
oh well, that druggie is hard core.

next up, some drug overdose for long case.
what do yu call pre loss of consciousness where yu're half-in half-out.
well, i called it pre- semi- syncope. like wtf is that anyway man.
please tell me i won't fail.

to finish the kill, some mitral valvotomy as an answer to how the keloid scars on the uncle tie in with his pursed lip breathing.

and i lost my brand new tendon tapper though i fucking didnt even use it.

whatever man.

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on saturday, i was conned into watching some fucked up show with 9 of bryan's friends. so much for its just josh and james.
right, so i was all prepared to just concentrate on my nachos and cheese for self entertainment. but i was wrong, telladega nights was great! haha shit i totally expected it to be nusty horrid, but it was fucking funny la.
though i fucking hate will ferrell and his goddamn stupid show anchorman.
but anyway, aliG is king.
go watch it man!






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another reason why i love the show



yeah balls! they featured applebee's!
one of my favourite places to eat when i was in ann arbor last dec.
plus it was linked to my hotel, with room service too!
good memories :)



fucking nice steak and shrimp. which is not pictured above though.

oh daym.
chris yu are so lucky, yu can eat this everyday.

IVDA

there is a uber 'food fair' near my block. its like a hari raya thing, it's there every year.
instead of looking at the dengdeng, briyani and kay-bubs, i was too distracted looking out for needle marks, hyperpigmentation along veins and peripheral stigmata of infective endocarditis.

luckily don't have, cos i might have whipped out my stet for a quick listen. esm, psm?
what better place in the neighbourhood to study cvs for end of posting test

oh help, i am becoming increasingly nerdy.

let's make this last forever

when i first started surgery at AH, i was damn angst. bitching about everything from aileen's butterfly jungle to the slow lifts to the banglas and dialect speaking oldies.

now after 8 weeks, i am damn freaking sad to leave that place. :(
i love the laid back aura, where people actually have the time to notice us white coat scum.
and its the people i will miss the most.
i don't think this comes with every posting. like i wasnt sad to end CSFC though i miss ben chua the original rat baby and his clone jason chang.
this posting was special. and here's what i will miss so bad.

ssrb/ little drummer boy
that's him beating his little drum there.
small, stupid and has a sexy scar.
he's damn frickin sweet. he acually secretly bought liana and me some paperchase stickers cos we were squealing for about 5 mins how cute they were :)
and being ungrateful bastards, our reaction to the stickers was:
" why never buy the book?"
(which we were squealing over for about 15mins)
haha, i'm kidding. thanks ssrb for being such a sweetie.

i have no photo of liana, so just picture a meowf here.

shit, i will miss both liana and ssrb so so bad!! : (
i am so glad we somehow formed a little partnership on the first day, cos this posting wouldn't have been such fun if not for them.
now who is gonna do the patented stupid dance with me, keep repeating " what did she say? " and then laugh at guozhang for sounding like hard gay, stalk dr ntk all over the place till he thinks we're freaks, bitch about leech and other twitzz, visit the canteen 'sister' and get lots of salad, hear guozhang do his sudden spikes in volume when he gets excited..
:(:(:(:(:(

the phlebotomists!
no one can brighten yur day like they can.
just the yelling of " ah ma!!!! tieu hweut!!!! " makes me laugh

see, told yu they'd brighten yur day :)
ssrb looks demonic when laughing.

(gila) fidah and ssrb sharing a moment.
aww.
fidah is the one who gave him the name ssrb.

that's randal snr.
his real name is boon but cos i think he looks like randal, we just started calling him randal and he will now respond to the name randal. haha
just look how white he is, tell me he don't look like randal!?

and now, my favourite!

haha, i really hope he never ever sees this.
cos he will just flip. and think we're bigger freaks than he already thinks we are.

he looks like a lizard with bloody cool hair.
seriously, he is the coolest dr ever.
i am so totally in love with him.

ok now i hope bryan never sees this. haha.

ok there's more than what there is above, but i'm tired and i don't have the pictures.
freaking reporting at 8am tmr at TTSH and i have absolutely no bloody idea howto get there.
oh well.

ping? pong!

first up,
HAPPY 21ST WAYNE! :)

i like yur birthday cos it means mine is coming.
but actually i forgot that my birthday is on tuesday till manny just msged me asking why im visiting mr rizal rabbit on my birthday. anyway notice how i just subtly told everyone my birthday is on tuesday :) haha
oh right the focus is actually wayne's birthday. which was bloody fun from the moment we started singing him songs in the AH canteen. it got funner when he induced euphoria for everyone in the idea lab by digging a big grave and hopping in - 'cannot sit there la. i sure sleep one!' and standing there right behind him is the tutor. good one wayne!
anyway the real stuff was at fullerton. buffet dinner at town!
i have no pictures but it was great fun and weirdness too.
obviously fun cos its a partaaaayyy. weird cos wayne was acting all nice and polite and giving speeches and shit. hahaha. the wayne i know is usually all fucks and wormballing. but he was still himself and got angsty when his mama wanted us girls to take pictures with him. my fav part of the night is when papa wayne said ' i don't want yu to be my doctor!' to wayne. hahahha.
its real nice knowing that even yur family ain't trust yu huh. haha.
anyway, thanks wayne for the great dinner! from insisting yu wouldn't have a party cos yu wanted to keep all the money for yurself to that posh shit. i wonder what will happen next time if yu told us yu're gonna have a party. hmm.
my 2nd favourite moment of that night was when my favourite honkeytonk doctor showed up at fullerton too! like wert!!!!! hahaha but he was dao. probably cos he was feeling superior.


5 weeks gone and i am beginning to like AH. which is a damn big transistion since i was being all angsty when i was first posted there.
they got some pretty fun doctors. like honkeytonk, the flirt who tapes his glasses to his face, randal snr, the short fat HO.. damn cannot mention names quite hard sial. anyway my favourite has changed from honkeytonk to uro tutor NTK. damn, moth and me absolutely frickin love him.
on transillumination- where yu gonna hide him? under yur skirt?! -awhile later- i mean, yur labcoat? please don't sue me, i really don't have the money to pay yu.
-awhile later- yu ok? i mean, really, don't sue me okay? i was just joking.
-at the end of lesson- yu ok? really, don't sue me alright? i really didn't mean it.
on the social history presented- now, what i really wanto know is what is this fellow doing being a registrar here when his father in law runs a big business. if i had a father in law with a big business, what i would do is be really nice to my wife and get a job in my father's company.
in the ot-
NTK: am i supposed to take yu today?
us: er.. no..
NTK: then what yu guys doing in here!
-total cricket moment except for the sound of us pissing our pants-
-2 mins later-
NTK: because yu're keen! and yu pay $18,000/year! that's good! that's good!
us: still frozen in shock but starting to melt. whew.
to a certain malay pt- bagus! bagus! :) to the nurse- what did she say?

man, how not to love him. i really really freaking love him! :)
and im sorry to everyone who i have repeated this story to one million times. haha. but he is hilarious!
uro clinics for me every tues thurs and fri! :)

this week was kinda sad cos my fave rockstar uncle was discharged already. which is good i mean, but i missed smiling and waving and saying ho bo? and seeing him all happy with home cooked food and seeing him doing the cycle thingy and walk unstablely in the mornings..
but there are always cute little nice patients.
like the uncle who has no idea what cathetirisation is but said sure! sure! i'll be yur guinea pig! though we were actually talking about someone else.
and the uncle who kept insisting every situation yu talk to him about would end in him dying. till i had to remind him its 7th month and ask him to stop scaring me.
and mr rizal rabbit with his crooked smile. moth and me were telling him to tell other white coaties smtg so they would go away.. and then we asked him, so what yu gonna say when someone comes wanting to talk to yu? and he was like.. errr..... hi?
-_- !!!!!

currently, my favouritest patient is bryan! hahaha
the poor idiot is damn pissed cos all he wanted was some antibiotics, but he ended up warded for pneumonia. ns policy or smtg.
i wish i had my white coat, then i could have set his plug and done the blood cultures. and then take his sticker and put in my log book. hahaha.
i am just the most caring girlfriend ever right? haha. instead of brewing soup and knitting sweaters, i looked at his xray to checkout the consolidation and tmr i am going back to percuss and auscultate his lungs. :)
anyway to all cgh fuckers out there, leave my boyfriend alone please.
and thanks gummy and manny for the concern :)

alrighty, that's all for my once/twice a month update!
time to call my favourite patient now :)

touch wood and everything else

the most amusing docs turn out to be the foreign ones.
the singaporeans are borink. that is, till my batch morph into real docs.
daym, i freaking love the honkeytonk quotes.

so i am slowly getting used to AH- the place for IMH patients, police cases and banglas.
police cases interest me. okay, its partly cos the policeman is sometimes a cutie. :)
anyway, daily routine-
my clerking partners meowf and old man guozhang are late. slap yurselves now both of yu.
prowling around with meowf and old man guozhang.
locate target.
summon the balls to approach target. which somehow, guozhang has the least.
out of 10 tries, only 1 mission will be fully accomplished.
thanks to the fucked up shit luck meowf and me have, people we wanto talk to are:
-sleeping
-eating
-with relatives
-gone for procedure
-ks-ed by other people
and if they are not any of the above, they reject us.
so basically, they do anything but talk to us.
and the people that will talk to us are banglas and schizos. and in one incident, a JW flirt.
sianZ. so sian that it makes me twitty.

and so, i look forward to the weekend.
waiting to see my bryan again.
and fucking pooki nabeh shit. he kena random pick to stay for training till 6pm when everyone else gets to bookout at 830am.
like, seriously.
WHAT THE BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AH

is a jungle. with 3 floors and lifts that reach the 2nd floor in the time that the SGH lift took to reach the 8th floor.
walking the path from the bus stop into AH at 745am on day 1 with no one in sight just trees and leaves and grass and disgusting flying objects.
i was like.
wert.
walking further, there is a fountain with benches and vines.
seriously.
like even the toilet is like those bamboo ones yu see in the zoo. and it proudly claims to be de-stress zone. yes, a battle shit is indeed destressing.

this posting is a super culture shock. from bustling SGH to the silent corridors of dark, depressing wards. from endless patients to close to nothing at all. from speed walking busy days to 245 days which are not even packed to the brim. we actually have to waste lots of time in between though we end at 245.
right. it is just weird.
the atmosphere is weird.
this slack-ness is weird. and i am not used to it.
however, if bryan wasn't in NS i think i could get super used to it. early days everyday to go out? i could use that!
i can only hope it gets better. currently i am feeling so stoned out that even if there were any patients to clerk, i dont think i could do a good job.
in the mean time, my surgery posting will be grey's anatomy instead!



now, why can't we all wear scrubs instead?
so much more comfortable.
and the money saved from not needing to buy fugly work clothes could be used for much better purposes.
if there was ever a ms doctor universe pageant, i would wish that every doctor would get to wear scrubs! and of course, world peace.
however, there is no such pageant. and even if there was, i am too ugly to enter. and even i could enter, my wish wouldn't come true. so. :(
anyway scrubs here are ugly. the grey's anat scrubs look good cos there's lycra. here they are just shapeless sacks. and the pants fall off certain rat baby's butts.

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bryan's friend james is in hospital. and he was clerked by randal today!
so randal clerked my boyfriend's friend who is also my friend and we all played dota together a long time ago.
dota makes the world much smaller.
could everyone in cgh go give james a PR tmr? doctor's orders.

zhuan's confession

zhuan: i like hard things. i don't like soft things.

i wonder what we're talking about here.

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crazy tuesday night out with zhuan starting with sakae sushi then on to swensen's for our traditional earthquake.
one time, we had a fish and co dinner. then we wento swensen's for dessert.
first we ordered the apple crumble. not full.
then a banana split. still not full.
and then, a GIANT EARTHQUAKE. oh, mother full!!
hahahhaha everyone walking past our table stared at us.
i think we make pretty good advertisments. swensen's should consider sponsoring us, though they would probably go bankrupt judging by the amount we eat :)
this time, we ordered a sticky chewy chocolate and a regular earthquake. much tamer already.
the waiter boy wanted to repeat our order.
so he said ' one sticky chewy chocolate' and he pointed at zhuan
' and one regular earthquake..' and he hesistated and kinda pointed at me.
-_- i think its pretty obvious we were sharing right. that boy thought just cos im bigger then im having the huge earthquake all to myself! wtf!
zhuan was giggling like a drunk and then i started laughing at her controlled giggles plus the silly waiter boy. and we have no idea why but the waiter boy started giggling too. i wonder if he knew we were laughing at him.
i was hoping he wouldn't be the one to serve us.
but... dengdeng!
it was him.
to save him from more embarrassment, i pointed to the middle when he wanted to put down the earthquake. i think its pretty obvious that we're sharing already right?
but when he put down the sticky chewy, he put it in front of me!!!!!
i am so insulted!!
like seriously!
he obviously thinks i'm some glutton piggy just cos i'm bigger than zhuan
-_-
but oh well, he was hilarious. so i'll forgive him since he provided entertainment.

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i have reached a conclusion that sakae sushi's sushi has the ability to intoxicate people. haha
but seriously, zhuan was acting like a crazy drunk laughing all the way.
and beng was red and drunky too a long time ago when we had the sushi buffet.
sakae in the sushi!

2 horrid twerps

in one day!
and all i was doing was peacefully eating breakfast at bedok interchange.

twerp 1
first i was harrassed by a little midget.
dont get me wrong, i do not look down on them or anything. i just think they should try to do something useful instead of just begging. i mean, he could walk and all. even the blind sell tissue or busk. that little midget can see, hear, walk and talk, why should he just stick out his hand and ask for money?! others more challenged than him are at least making an effort, and i'l willingly help them. but i am certainly not helping a lazy bugger who won't help himself!
he waddled up to me and stretched out his hand, then stroked his face with his dirty long nail while grinning at me with crooked teeth. and he was too close for comfort.
i was like what the fucking hell!? yu stick out yur damn hand and yu think i should just give yu money?!
so i just shook my head at him. and luckily my aunt and grandma were walking back to the table, so i just looked away and hoped he would just get lost.
ohmygawd. after awhile i realised he was still standing freaking near beside me, practically breathing down my neck. how thick skin is that. people already say no right.
in the end my aunt had to give him some money so he would leave us alone though i told her not to. its only encouraging these twerps! urgh!

twerp 2
this girl came up to us and starting yabbering on and on in super high speed in chinese about how she's from some organisation to help the elderly by giving them free acupuncture in toa payoh. riiight. so my aunt stopped her and asked her to speak in english. turns out she wants us to buy a card which costs 10bucks to help these old people. my aunt said no thanks.
and the horrid twit blinked at my aunt then left.
my aunt was real pissed so she said loudly that the girl is so rude!
and the girl turned back and said 'oei auntie. yu dont like that okay. next time yu will also need our help lor'
i was like what the fuck!?!?!?!
so rude! she's like cursing my aunt or smth! that bitch!
how dare she say that my aunt will need her help.

firstly, what help? just acupuncture for the elderly and yu think thats helping?
secondly, i can take care of my aunt. no need for yur pathetic excuse of a help.

seriously, there are organisations which do much more than that for the old folkies.
i think the old folkies need wayyyy more than just acupuncture alright.
besides, 10bucks is asking alot. i think selling tickets at 2 bucks is a much smarter way of getting people to contribute. 1 shot want my 10 bucks. walau, too much right.
plus, i think its damn rude to just start motor-mouthing away and interrupting people's breakfast. hello, basic courtesy please?! at least ask if she can have a little of our time. but no, she just comes up and starts yakyakyakking away. and when people stop her, she dare to blink. like hello? better that i stop yu halfway than yu finish yur long story right. cos either way im never gonna donate to a rude bitch like yu!

ugh. seriously, some people are just so annoying it amazes me.

when the cat's away, the mice will play!

the only good part about bryan being away is that now i've got so much time to meet my friends!
damn.. boys take up such alot of time. i'm sorry to all my friends out there who i haven't met up with as much as i'd like to. please meet me now!
however, the pathetic 3 week holiday is about to be over! noo!! :(
so, i have crammed in as much as i can this week so it will be as fun as last week.
meeting zhuan, minjia, jingy, xiany, manny, beng and nicely slotted in at the end of it all is bryan.
everything is working out nicely! :) i am a happy girl.. that is, till school starts again.

last week was great!
tuesday was spent with my little cg back at sgh for a secret tutorial! where we saw TB ileitis. hehheh are yu guys freaking out now/ thinking we're freaks??
nahh we just went back to take pictures with our tutors- mainly the original rat baby and his clone ( fat doctors with little hair make good tutors) and the super sub. we also kept reminding them that we'd be back. and we only stopped after they finally said the magic words ' gimme a call when yu guys are back/ when yu guys need help ' :) not kiasu lar, just wanto make sure i pay $17000/year for smtg useful righttttt...
original rat baby ( i have to keep adding in original, cos rat baby = wayne. original rat baby=tutor, who also happens to be wayne's idol) is somehow always in the scope room which is also the home of watery explosive farts. fart zone is also the place where we presented stuff the most times. runner-up is the OT. damn i hated changing up into the baju just for presenting. anyway wayne will probably have the best memory of these 2 places, cos i think he got rapings in both rooms. i will only remember wanting a mask so badly in the scope room. that is, if masks can filter off farts.
after that, we met zhong, gummy and moth for some retarded fun and backstabbing at settler's cafe.
halfway thru the game, zhong had to go shift his car. so he gave instructions to wayne over the phone-
' i'm the thief, steal from the bishop.'
kpo passerby lady - !??!? while staring at zhong.
hahahahhaha!!!!
after that chek, manny, gummy, moth and me went on to arab street for alaturka!
arab street parking is hell. i had to approach a guy in a suzuki swift to ask if he was leaving, and after that chek and me had to dash to the lot to chope it cos there was a sneaky shit of a car lurking around. however, parking at night is also free!
alaturka was nice, though im not really a fan of not knowing what im eating. next time, i shall special request that they put little signboards for the dip platter.

wednesday was mambo night!
which was also my first time in zouk. after all those times we wanted to go mambo, we finally went!
music wasn't great. wasn't all retro so the platform retards just stood around smoking when they couldn't act cool. the retro songs mostly weren't nice. not nice=i don't know them. if i don't know and don't like the song then i can't dance to it. but i forgive them, cos they played video killed a radio star. man, i love that song! and also cos it was free anyway. ahaha

thursday was swimming! with manny and beng, and a fish and co lunch to put back whatever ounce i lost. it was fun! though i dont know how i dragged myself out of bed at 10 when i slept at like 5 after the match.
we did some shopping after. and i found myself a new swimsuit, though i hardly swim.
so i said i'd think about it. buti dragged my mom to go buy it the next day. oops.
it was like 39.20 for an adidas swimsuit. so i think i got myself a good buy!
this is totally unrelated to swimming, but i love the adidas ad!
i just found out on thursday that it has 3 parts! and they are all freaking funny!! man i love it!
i dont know why they only show 1 part on tv, but they show all 3 parts in adidas shops on repeat. and beng, manny and me just stood in front of the counter laughing :) okay, maybe it was just me. but seriously, go check it out!

saturday, i met up with zhuan and minjia. it has to be zhuan and minjia and never minjia only cos when i smsed her to meet, she said wait for zhuan to come back. ?!?!?! mean ass!! so its not worth meeting just me!!! i hope yu read this mj! haha.
but still, it was great fun meeting again. we meet according to the australia med school term which takes damnnnnn long, but we never run out of things to say no matter how long we dont see each other. and i like how we have kinda the same views on most things. i love great friends like these! yet another reason why i miss jc so!

yes, so thats the end of my great week.
next week, i wanto eat sushi buffet and watch 'just my luck' with zhuan and minjia, swim and hope i get roasted golden brown but not burnt. ohmygawd! i just realised getting a tan is like cooking! and sadly, i cant do both. i wanto finally see my bryan again. and bring jude out with him for cars with salted popcorn and nachos and cheese! and watch world cup with him. poor deprived bryan hasnt watched a single world cup match! it would be fun if we could watch the england-sweden match tgth, cos i support sweden and he roots for england.
yayy next week is fun!

shit la, after postings starts, how am i gonna watch world cup!
as it is, i already have problem staying up though i sleep all day.
fuck. and all the good matches are just starting.

damn, i am feeling abit bad now cos when bryan called me just now to talk , i was watching desperate housewives which i have been waiting all week and day to watch and i was rather distracted. and in the end he got the hint and let me watch my show in peace. oops, am i a mean bitch? i am sorry!

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just out of interest

does anyone else besides me find calling yur boy/girlfriend 'baby' disgusting? baby is a word that belongs in songs only, or for real life babies which drool.
i totally do not get calling yur other half baby. it makes my skin crawl.
i'd rather yu make out in front of me than call each other baby. seriously.

therapy.

nothing like a day out with friends to cure the mopeyness
especially when they're close friends i saw everyday back in jc but hardly see now.
i miss xiany and xinyi!
and i miss all those jc times!

-yakking in the rj canteen
-the birthday celebrations before school - my fav is still the fish cake we bought luohan :)
-feeling small in the gym with xian cos of those damned canoeists pumping weights like they wanted to burst their biceps.
-luohan and me chasing each other around trying to wipe our sweat all over each other's gis
-photographing our injuries after training. all the monster bruises and tapes all over our fingers and toes. and we looked so happy in the photos though we're in pain. we're weird that way. haha
-the time where we made cathleen walk on water over the ri pool
-hating the gym songs for kids that get played over and over till we could sing them.
-all the eye candy. luohan and beng, remember phoebe? :) and candy was hot too.
-tearing the skin off our elbows frontcrawling. ok wait i dont miss that actually.

man there's just too much too list. i miss those times so bad!
plus i wish i was as fit now as i was then. i have degenerated!

anyway saturday was fun! lets do it again soon okay
great friends + retail therapy. i think i can pull through these 2 weeks just fine :)

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world cup!

i am a bit pissed cos it seems like whatever match i watch, there wont be any goals!
like sweden vs trinidad and tobago. now that was really a fucking frustrating match!
with larsson, ibrahimovic, ljungberg and later allback attacking. plus t&t was one man down.
i just dont get why they couldnt put any in! oh well, better luck next time.
and the holland match. i missed the first goal cos i was watching xmen2. after i turned over, no more goals!
argh!!!!!!! there is like a severe deficiency of goals from the teams i support!
i'm rooting for sweden and holland! yep, they're not the favourites.. but i like! ( haha, xiany does this phrase sound familiar?)

sweden is like the most pretty boy team ever!


pretty boys in pretty colours!
and with cute names too!

the cute name award goes to olof mellberg. like, olof!!? hhaha
best hair goes to wilhelmsson for the tail.
alexandersson and anders svensson are pretty hot too!

holland has some cuties too!
van nistelrooy - i have no idea why his name is suddenly van nistelrooij
van persie
van der vaart
oh but van der sar is a fugly.

poor bryan is missing the world cup!

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okay now to bathe and get ready for lunch. mm thai express! here i come!

day one.


and i am missing bryan damn bad already.




i try to occupy myself.
but i just feel so weird and empty.

plus today's gloomy weather doesn't help at all.

yes i know, i am so useless! :(




my darling is such a cutie!!!!
hurry up and come back already!!!!!



ps. i am sad and lonely so i am entitled to a puke inducing post!

yippee yay!

im blogging again which means i'm free like a bird! cos i only blog when im a free bird.
blogging is meant for the bored. which = me when bryan goes into army this fri :(
a free bird for 3 weeks. but a bored and lonely one. :( pui.

anyway i am so happy e clinics is over!
OSCEs sucked cos i didn't study and i got raped but oh well luckily it wasn't like i studied and got raped still cos that would make me a retard.
i am already a retard though cos for my medicine test, i brought my neuro kit ( complete with red tipped orange sticks! ) but i didn't bring my stethoscope! whooppee!! :) i think i am so going to make a great doctor! hahaha

man i wish i could keep my cg for many more postings! i really liked my cg but i only had them for like 6 weeks!? wtf!! :(
i am going to miss all the shopping with chek. wd 74= taka. wd 78= paragon. the rest are heartland malls/mama shop :) right chek?
gummy yu were too noob (or in manny's words- noop) tt's why the nurse raped yu. its okay the pros ( chek and me ) will bring yu shopping one day! :)

today is 'evil day'!
i read in the papers one time that people like getting married on dates like 5th may 2005 (5-5-05) or 4th april 2004(4-4-04). i wonder if anyone got married today. YIKES.
anyway bryan and me wanted to watch 'the omen' today since it opens today and it would be extra spooky since today is 'evil day'. but looks like everyone felt the same way so there were NO TICKETS! man it's like a tuesday! why are there so many people going out!??! so we booked tickets for tmr and watched 'she's the man' instead which is actually quite nice though the story is just outrageous and amanda bynes is quite bad at acting. i actually can't decide if mischa barton or amanda bynes is worse at acting. hmm. anyway the crowd was damn annoying!
they were like laughing and CLAPPING at the not so funny parts. and there was these 2 annoying girls beside me. they were sitting in a COUPLE SEAT?!?! like are they lesbians? and if they're not then why do they hafto deprive REAL COUPLES of the couple seat?! and they were like repeating every single thing amanda bynes said in the same tone and accent. and then spouting this weird language which sounds like indonesian to me. i have no idea what the fuck is wrong with them but they disgust me. yuck.

i am talking to chek on msn now and he is proving to be quite a twit with his 'hahaz's which he refuses to change though i tell him it is making him a twit.

i think i shall upload some photos next week when i am bored.

operation terror orc

this week is nice!
it was supposed to be a 4 day week thanks to labour day.
but thanks to operation sparrow hawk its a 3 day week!
whoohoo!!! :) :)
i love it!

plus the 3 days were pretty slack and fun.

first we had 2 days of learning skills in NUS. which brought back the real feeling of school which is weird to say but i miss it. i miss getting to see everyone all at once! and i miss my jeans and t shirts. and i miss just sitting around during lessons talking. and not having to walk real fast everywhere all the time. feel less of a noob now after learning 10 skills. still a noob, but less!
we sucked fake arms dry of its cherryade. and then we poked catheters into fake penises with chek and wayne feeling the pain and squealing "be gentle leh!!!". and then learnt the basics of gay sex. no la im kidding. we only poked a finger into an ass. and then of course not forgetting the best part- wounds! we had an angmoh surgeon? i dunno its not important. the important part is he had a frickin deep sexy voice! and he said 'aiyyaaaarrr' in a damn funny way at the messes manny and me made of our knots cos we weren't guides last time like liana, and not a brownie like chek.

ended nice and early at 3 on wednesday. gummy was damn psyched up abt cedele's rosemary chicken sandwich so we wento the raffles city branch for some tea! but raffles city's version had no brie cheese :( so i dint get the real thing. but still damn nice. cranberries and chicken and herbs and foccacia. i love foccacia. it is included in my list of things i love to smell. :)
anyway it was damn nice to yak with gummy again! though she's in my big cg i hardly see the other 1/2 of them. i miss the times when we used to spend lectures yakking and vandalising each others notes. writing 'gummy' on top of the 'lynn' she wrote on her notes till her mama asked her why she keep koping notes from this 'gummy' person. HAHAHA.
after that i bought some thos SB pie home cos i always wanted to let my mama try. introduced to xian and me by manny. its tucked away in some hidey hole in raffles city. when the 3 of us went last time kena check by security some more sial!!!
anyway the point of the story ( i have points to my stories unlike gummy) is that they have
one-for-one on everything everyday after 6!!!!!!!!
yummyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
so for just $5.50 i got 2 HUGE SB pies!!!!! :):):):):)
go get yurs now!

ok thursday dint start out fun. i had to get up at frickin 530 am but i woke up at 6am instead. oops. my cg was supposed to go for this journal club thing that we had no idea about. but now that we know what its about, manny,chek,wayne and me would like to say:

journal club is great!
damn interesting sia! everyone shd bug their tutors to let them go journal club! super learning experience. held in a posh room in a posh place. and wayne says got babes too though manny and me dont think so. but still, go for yur journal club session now!!! it is really really great.

hahaha pui la. as if.
journal club=PBL for oldies=fucking heaps of questions fired here there everywhere=zzzzz for clueless shits like me

but to compensate, we got to go OT!
but only day surgery. and only to see some haemorrhoids then we had to fuck out of there. :(
but smtg damn damn damn funny happened in the time between after tutorial and before surgery that happened that made everyone's day! hahahahhahaha. ok everyone but wayne's la.
heeheee
i hate the smelly OT croc-like shoes and the lousy drawstring pants!
and the OT isn't like what i expected it to be.
i saw a fly.
no im kidding.
but seriously.

man, i love this week!
gonna make the most of it so im going off to get ready for a hot date later!
:):):):):)

right. next monday e clinics start. at frickin 7am.
?!?!?!?!?!?!

how in the hell did 3 weeks just go by like that?

even before e clinics start i know im doomed. cos i have nothing to wear.
cos i was too lazy to go out shopping. and gummy dint prod me to go out shopping with her. and i hardly shop when i go out with bryan cos he puts on the bored boyfriend face.
so i'm gonna have a first and last attempt at work-clothes shopping on friday before the double partys with gummy. i hope i can find something!!! i dont wanto go naked. and i know no one wants that too!

if i dint check wrongly, i think i got SGH.
damn.. i was kinda hoping either CGH or AH.
CGH cos damn near my house. like one bus stop away!
AH cos damn near ikea. can eat meatballs and hotdogs and softserve ice cream everyday!
but SGH is ok too cos its nearer than NUH and no need change train like for TTSH.
ok so i am quite contented.

its book buying season again.
all my money!!!! all gone!!!!
but i really love the smell of new books. fricking nice la. i really love it.
i can sniff at them for ages like some druggie.
ok some books have a really fucked up smell. but i think the m2 books were all really nice smell. especially katzung. probably cos i used katzung the least so it retained the most new smell. heehee.
gee i hope the m3 books smell nice too!!! :)
i only have talley so far. i think i shall go give it a sniff test now.

argh!

bryan is going in on 9june!!! :(
i see him practically everyday even if just for a few minutes cos we live so near each other.
and we talk every night, even during exam time.
and soon i can only see him once a week. dont think can talk on phone much also.
damnit la!!!!
i am trying to look on the bright side that i will have more time for my own friends. but they will have their boyfriends so no one's gonna give a fuck about me!
oh well i guess at least my handphone bill will go down.

i blog quite alot now which equals to i'm frickin free!!!
it is fun to live aimlessly but i'm getting abit sick of doing housework while my mum's at work.
i especially hate to run around like a headless chicken bringing the clothes in when it suddenly starts to freaking rain!!!
so, anyone who is free msg me larr.
minjia! xian! hurry up and get yur bloody exams over with so we can go out!
jingy is coming back in may.. can't wait! :)
can't wait for zhuan and olly to come back too :) even though stupid zhuan is going on foodie outings with everyone except me! hmpf.

i was reading the papers and i realised there are quite many new movies out!
like 16blocks, firewall, mirrormask (i dunno if i remembered the name correctly), hostel..
i wanto watch hostel! though its supposedly the scariest movie of the year which would result in me being fricking humji like after i watched emily rose and skeleton key. but its by quentin tarantino! so must watch. he films some interesting shit. weird yes. but interesting!

eh! anyone wanto watch vendetta?? wayne and me wanto watch but we need someone to join us if not we will definitely piss the shit out of each other. then we'l kill each other and then manny will have no cg mates. damn sad cos we can't find anyone to watch with cos everyone watch alr!!!! please watch with us!

on thursday idiot bryan had a sudden craving for indian fast food. and the bugger made me drive all the way to little india which is HELL to drive in! plus he got lost so we were going round and round in unfamiliar turf which frickin sucks when yu're driving and yu gotta suddenly change lanes from left to right in a fucking busy road. plus i needed to pee so badly.
and it turns out the place he wanted to eat at was komala's. like wtf!? he could have just said so cos i know there's a branch at east coast and we wldn't have had to go all the way down to little india!? -_-
the worst part was i dint like the food.
and i thought it was quite pricey for just fried dough/gee whatever.
i've decided that i'll just stick to prata, naan, murtabak and briyani.
no thanks to thosai, masala, poori and whatnot.
i'll have meepok anytime man, sorry. haha.

wento suntec to use my 2 $5 kenny roger's vouchers with bryan.
finally satisfied my mac and cheese craving!
on our way there, i saw a new restaurant.

beppu menkan japanese noodle restaurant

biefu!!!!!!!!
my first ever workplace. and that place is pure hell to work at man. at least the china square branch was. busy like fuck! and not just busy, but busy with demanding working class shits who think they're so damn big deal. lunch time is pure running to and fro serving like a crazy bitch.
turnover is so high tt the bowls and spoons are all used up then cannot serve cos the bowls havent washed yet! like how fucked up is that right. haha

but it was quite an experience working there la. all the convicts! plus we made quite a few friends and we all pakat-ed to leave the place tgth hehheh the boss was pissed! hmm. nice memories no matter how shit the work conditions were.

i miss seeing minjia, xian and beng everyday like i did back then!
i miss the friends we made. all the funny malaysians with their funny chinese accents. after working there for just one frickin month i got influenced and the people at starbucks thought i was malaysian ah lian! wtf!! one day i was taking a cab and the stupid cabby thought i was malaysian. and when he asked and i told him i was in medicine he said that i dont look like a doctor at all. and he told me to go be a 'gangster doctor'. in his words it was 'liu mang yi sheng'. like when gangster gang fight then injured but dont dare go hospital, can come find me. like wtf!?!?!? i do not take that as a compliment. ok i sidetracked.
i miss the tehcino and milo dino we had for breakfast everyday after setting up and while waitin for the crazy lunch crowd
i miss the food! the unagi rice, curry rice, beef ramen with one chili, age dashi tofu.. and we used to request to add an egg too remember, xian? haha. but i refuse to pay to eat there. yu know how yu don't feel like paying for stuff after yu see how its prepared? plus its quite ex too.
i miss the blueberry ice cream we used to share every lunch time for about $2 plus after staff discount.
i miss the free planet fitness membership. after work we'd go there for sauna and a nice bath! and then maybe we'd work for dinnertime which is purely getting paid to stand around. i like.

but i'm still glad i quit. cos if i didn't move on to starbucks, i'd never meet my bryan! :)

anyway after that we wento watch inside man.
my fav part of the show is when the poor sikh hostage got kicked out of the bank and all the police were going mad cos they thought he's arab or some shit and the sikh guy was so pissed he was like i'm sikh! not arab! and then they thought there's a bomb in his turban and they ripped it off. then later in the diner when they were trying to get info from him he refused to speak until he got his turban back. HAHA!!!!!
anyway i think its a nice show overall.. but with some unneccessary rubbish.
like jodie foster. redundant shit role la. i hated her stupid haughty air too.
and the kinky handcuff sex part denzel washington is supposed to have with some girl.. like wtf is that for? luckily they dint show any of it though.
and then the necessary parts like the swearing they go censor it off. idiots.

anyway i have a new tagboard now cos gummy and minjia complain cannot tag the old one.
but i like my old one so i'm not removing it yet..
so tag me more since i have 2 tagboards now!
:)

happy 21st nat!

happy 21st nat! :)

nat's bday was super fun!
started off with dinner at restaurant ember at hotel 1929.
everyone looked damn good that night! esp nat in her pink dress and curls. damn pretty!
and every course was frickin good! i ate them all though i dont usually eat soft shell crabs or scallops.

as we were eating the softshell crab, we heard wayne whisper -its so pretty- to the plate of soft shell crab
!?!?!? wtf wayne!!
he also made a huge fuss about how the waitress arranged his plate so the green glob of wasabi pointed north/south and wanted to shift it east/west to test if anyone would be anal enough to come shift it back to north/south position. -_-
i havent seen wayne for so long i had actually forgotten how retarded he is. but sitting opposite him for a whole dinner brought it all back.

i got a really big lobster for the 3rd dish and i was super frickin happy cos i love lobster but i hardly get to eat lobster so i was gloating like shit. i even took a picture of it! (check out pics from lynn's blog. i have no pics cos i dint bring my cam) after all that satisfaction abt a big lobster, the main course came. and i was damn sad cos my beef tenderlion was frickin small!!!! argh!!!!!!!
i'd trade a big lobster for a big beef anytime!!!!!!
liana was damn happy i had a small beef cos i was being such an ass abt my big lobster.
but after seeing me so sad she decided to convince me that they do beef by weight.
i dont believe :(
either that or my beef was filled with blood so very heavy.
zhong was the only one to have the fish with damn nice mushrooms. and being zhong he was eating damn slow. so all of us had finished and he still had half his dish left. and he made the mistake of taking a break. immediately wayne said -eh zhong pass the fish- and gummy and me aimed for the mushrooms. poor zhong was like -oi! oi! i'm not done yet!!- hahaha. we are all bloody vultures. i wish the main course was free flow instead of the bread free flow!!!!!!
and then before dessert, nat's mom gave a damn sweet speech and her dad gave a damn funny speech. then we sang the birthday song with a eclair mountain cake!

after dinner we went on down to mos. my first time clubbing! yes shit i am damn suaku right.
liana drove us down in her nice smelling car. it is nice to sit in a nice smelling car instead of an ambi puke scented car. but it is nice get lifts either way so i will shutup and stop complaining now.
wayne the master of clubbing gave us a tour of mos but he couldn't get into pure cos he's under 25. haha sucker!!!! but gummy and i went in cos we're babes and all babes can go in regardless of age. its boring inside though. just white with cushy bed like things which we wanted to sit on before leaving the place but they were all taken up. and on the dance floor were 2 old gay shits dancing tgth. like.. okay.
then we wento our vip room. damn cool, we had a nice little red room all to ourselves as our base! nat gave a birthday speech asking us to get drunk and go crazy in honour of her, then we had our drinks then we wento dance!
wento retro first. gummy and i found it rather boring cos the music sucked so we left for r&b but it was too full. i dunno whats it called. smoove?
so we wento the main dance floor which was playing fucking trance which sucked.
so we tried r&b again and waited till we got in. i dont know whats with the damn cage there but it was packed like shit inside the cage. how the fuck to dance when its so packed? can barely move yur head man. so we found a spot outside the cage. r&b was fun cos the music was good!
took a break then we wento retro which was playing nicer music so it was fun too. :)
after this virgin clubbing experience, i'm sorry but i really don't see whats the big deal about mos. its so damn packed and the trance on the main dance floor sucks. only r&b is for me, but the room is too fucking small. most of the club is just like connecting walkways? i dont know why bryan was going on and on about how nice mos is. i suspect its only cos he managed to get a free bottle of chivas regal thats why, that alcoholic bastard.

by the end of the night, the vip room stinked of puke.
like a warzone with many many casualties.
i see them puke but i dunno what to do.
like shall i pat yur back to make yu puke it all out?
or shall i give yu water? but after drinking yu'll be like drinking the puke in yur mouth back in.
i puked before too and aint no one can help yu. yu just gotta puke it all out and then get better yurself.
after my pink puke incident in philly im glad i had the sense not to get wasted. cos i know i get fucking stupid when i drink too much. like really fucking stupid. more stupid than i already am, if yu can actually imagine that.

took a mercedes cab back with mark and manny.
halfway thru, mark was like- shit i feel like puking..-
and manny and me thought he was just kidding around.
then suddenly - blleh-
!!!
waa i think the uncle was fucking pissed man. ruin his merc.

reached back at 4plus dead tired from dancing in those fucking wedges that i can barely walk in. and my bloody hair smelt like smoke. took a shower and dropped dead till this morning when i woke up to go do my hair!
dyed and highlighted and treatmented and cut it!
yes its back to my ah lian days again!
i am a golden lion tamarin! or whatever that stupid like monkey thing is called.
it was damn ex- $202. but i like my hair now so i guess its worth it.
the hair wash was super shiok.. got head massage one. head orgasm? if theres such a thing. haha
and my hair has the nice salon smell now.. mm!

why is survivor cancelled again?!? why! why! why! why!!!
and why are they showing amazing race tt they alr showed!?
stupid channel 5!!!

my tuition kid asked me to 1v1 him at dota later.
haha maybe i can charge him for dota lessons too :) hahahahahaha
he's a brat though. he insists on playing till he wins.
like we were playing little fighter one day and he insisted on rematching till he won. -_-
zzz

there's something abt me and punctured tires.

after making bryan fetch me to school which ended in a punctured tire for froggy, i drove over a fucking huge nail and punctured my right back tire.
i have no frickin idea how it happened, but we only realised after i parked the car. something abt the air only all going out after yu actually stop the car. ?! whatever. i dunno.
lucky it only cost 7bucks to patch it.
they pulled out the nail then stuffed some other shit in. and then they sprayed some shit on it and the mechanic grinned at me and said 'put conditioner for it'.
?!?!
and then it was done.
i was like 'how is this different from a nail being in the tire!?'

i drive quite alot now.
drove to katong for custard puffs and tarts, cupcakes, kaya toast, eggs and kopi for breakfast today. it cost frickin $10.20!!? that is some big money man. i think i shd really have been a baker like how i wanted to when i was pri 2 haha.
anyway about my driving. today i engaged in a staring fight with this ass motorcyclist. it was quite fun actually cos he gave up halfway. i love the feeling when i win a staring fight. hehheh i did lots of that when i was small so i have sufficient training to win! :) hahaha stupid ass motorcyclist. can't win then dont start a fight la. loser!!

ok shit i need to go pick my mum now. later!!

yeah baby!
the torture is over.

what do exams mean to yu?

1) weird sleep cycles
i dont get a full sleep. i take intermittent naps of abt 2 hours each. cos i need to study but im too tired at that point of time to study. so i sleep. but i wake up to study later. day=night=day. i think i may have even neglected brushing my teeth sometimes cos yu usually brush when yu wakeup in the morning.. but the problem is that my night overlaps with day and im usually awake at that border point of waking up. so since there is no waking up, there is no brushing teeth hahaha. shit i suddenly have a flashing thought of oral strep and endocarditis -_-

2)perpetual zombiness
no matter how much i sleep, i am still sleepy. how fucked up is that right! there are some nights that i take so many naps and struggle so hard that i dont remember anything abt what i did or who i called or what i studied. i think even if yu broke into my house and raped me i wouldnt even know!!!

3)longkang-jui (kopi made as disgusting as possible to keep me awake).
i even sniffed the coffee grounds hoping that the olfactory system would connect to some RAS or limbic system and wake me up. it didn't work most of the time.

4)brands essence
i bet sales fucking hit sky high every exam period. brands is taken with the longkang jui cos both taste like shit so they neutralise each other haha.

5)shitty food
i actually lost my interest in eating and i dint eat for a whole day. i was damn happy thinking can lose weight+more time to study(haha damn hard core). but that night i felt like i was going to die. so after that i forced myself to eat. but since i had no appetite i dint care what i ate and it was usually just random shits from nearby kopitiams. i have never eaten so much shitty food before cos im usually damn picky with food.

6)slave activation
my personal slave aka bryan is the most useful thing during exams :)
let me count the ways
-buy me food
-wake me from naps
-listen to me whine
-calm me down when i am stressed
-give me massages when im all tensed up from bending over my books
-stay up with me to encourage me to not doze off
-buy me treats like ben and jerry's choc fudge brownie. mm!
-fetch me places so i can save time travelling (interesting story on fetching coming up later!)
i am quite a lucky bitch. but only sometimes lar.

7)lots of gummy messages
all time best exam freakout buddy gummy lynn replaces bryan as the flooder of my inbox. and i think i replace her dannyboy in hers too hahaha. we had 3 wks to study. from week 2 onwards we conceded that we were both the scum of the exam earth. yes as usual we were the slowest AGAIN tho we promised to prevent it after the CA ordeal by starting early. being the fellow scum to each other meant
-daily updates on progress so that the faster one can freak the slower one out
-occasional phone calls to freak out together. after that we realise we are wasting precious study time freaking out
-daily discussions early in the day on what we planned to study, timetable for the day and what to leave out. these discussions are super optimistic and leave us damn psyched up. by night time our discussions are abt what we didn't study, how fucked we are, how we cannot sleep till we finish and more stuff to ignore and screw it cos there is no time. by next morning we still havent finished what we were supposed to complete yesterday afternoon.
im really damn glad to have gummy though i know gummy is not glad to play this role hahaahaha.
i was so behind i was close to giving up cos i knew everyone was working superhard and damn fast ahead. i felt so alone!! and pathetic. then one day a message from gummy comes and there is hope!!! hahahhaa
sighh i love gummy :)


for now its freedom!
i am feeling kinda funny cos today is the first day i have not msged gummy at all!! hahahaha

oh yes now for my exciting ride to school on microb exam day.
i was lazy and i wanted to get to skul fast so i cld carry on studying cos i hadnt finished. so i tricked bryan into fetching me. i did that by asking him to come to my block for awhile after sending judeboy to school, but i dint tell him why. once he comes, he has no choice but to send me! haha.
on the ecp near marina there's some road works shit going on. suddenly froggy starts shaking like crazy and im thinking what the fuck is this silly bugger bryan doing. froggy slows down like shit and bryan cuts all the way out to the shoulder. we were in the middle lane. all the way cars are horning us. but luckily they dint bang us.
guess what happened.
freaking back tire puncture!??!?!?!
i was just like ohmygod no way how in the hell am i going to get to school now.
plus bryan was dressed like an ahpek so he was dreading the thought of not being able to go back home quick.
we ended up pushing froggy all the way to the next exit which happened to be the fucking ulu marina. on the way we saw a dead frog. it was gross. i spasmed just looking at it. i just spasmed while typing this cos i was thinkin abt it. yuck. luckily i caught a cab quite fast. but man that was so not a good way to start the day!
but i am thankful that we didn't die cos according to bryan it was damn bloody dangerous and we could have died. if i really did die (touch wood) i would have been damn pissed! cos that means i would have been spending my last days studying. like wtf!

ok im too sleepy now to continue.
maybe tmr

i hate study break.
too many days at home makes me feel like a frickin hermit crab.
i am bored to shit. i am sick of studying from CAs. even when i try to study, not much goes in. and i think tt's such a damn waste of time. since im not doing proper studying, why ain't i out enjoying myself rather than torturing myself for what shit use? damnit.
i need to get out of my house. out of my fucking claustrophobic room.
but they tore down the coffee bean at the airport so i have nowhere to mug with manny.
i like US but its so damn frickin far. and i need bryan to be workin to get free drinks.
fuck.

reason #2 to hate test-exam period-
i missed xian's and beng's bday.
beng's was an indirect miss cos my mom felt i dint work hard for CAs so i shdn't dare go enjoy myself.
its like their frickin 21st bday which only comes once in a lifetime and i missed it.
i feel like shit. i am a fucking lousy friend.

screw this life. what the fuck am i doing.

bubble popper

bubble popper.

zhong was kind and helped me check neuro results today.
i got 83. damn happy!
so i msg back - are yu sure yu see correct? whoohoo yippee yay!
and zhong says. - hahaha i got 90 lor.
riiiiight. -POP- goes my bubble
frickin one mark to primary school A star maybe???!!
this is crazy shit.
my 83 not pri school band 1.. kena smack by everyone sia.
poot.
but i am still happy for 83 :)
considering i dint know on-off receptors till tt morning.
and i was damn distracted cos i 'lost' my phone b4 the test.
2 down. 3 to go.

i played dota today. it is addictive.
i have this feeling i am gonna be doomed for pros.

ok this is my last day of freedom..
tmr onwards its back to the frickin books.

gummy- yu and me MUST NOT be the frickin slowest anymore!!!
even though it is really nice to msg some one at 3 frickin am in the morning and get a reply.
haha it is always nice to know i am not alone :) thanks nerdgum for being a slowpoke like me
ahhahahaha!

poor bryan had to stay up too though he's done with skul.
i got him to stay up all night to accompany me so if i got bored or needed a break i cld call him.
or if i got too stress i cld call him to cry and whine.
or if i needed supper i cld get him to buy from 85 for me haha.
i even took naps and got him to wake me up!
ahhaa.
the perks of having a boyfriend :)
thank yu bryan. tho yu will never read this cos yu have no internet ahhahaa

med skul is crazy. whole shitloads of crap to study..
my study-at-the-last-minute tactic is not working too well anymore.
fuck.
for micro b i slept from 530-7 am
for patho, i dint even frickin sleep! i kept dozing tho so i resorted to standing up to study.
hahaha wtf right. i know i am nuts. but it worked.
i dint get krispy kreme glazed eyes like gummy.
gummy KO-ed on me.. died at 5plus.
but at 6 am i started to feel giddy.
i was just sitting down reading abt the damn breast and then i just started to fall towards the left.
when i got up to go brush my teeth i couldnt frickin walk straight.
and then my eyes couldnt focus. i think if i let them go they would roll to the back of my head.
so thruout the whole test i had to make a conscious effort to prevent nystagmus ( haha this is a medical word! i am such a geek. pui) and keep from falling off the chair.
but after pots was over, i was suddenly alive again!
whoohoo!!! : )

went holland v nydc for lunch with some medi people. it is nice to have human contact after being holed up in my room for weeks with just fucking mosquitoes for company. they actually bit thru my rgs pe shirt!?!?

then wento town to meet bryan! we watched date movie which is damn fucking stupid. the counter trainee fake us say 1h50mins. actually only 1h15 mins laaaa...
we wld have watched final destination instead if we had known it was only 1h15mins.. FD3 is 1h45 mins.
so if yu face the same dilemma as me, please dont make the same stupid choice.
the funny parts of date movie are all in the trailer or the first part of the show when shes doin the milkshake dance.. the remaining bits are just like so stupid yu wanto blow yur own fucking brains out.
but sophie monk is HOT!!! her name like damn familiar.. and then i realised she's one of the girls from bardot! does anybody remember bardot? some like aussie pop idol shit and they even came singapore.. but now disbanded alr.
she's hot! i like her hair color. damn blond.
anyway the show is still too stupid to watch it for her.
the british guy is just mother fricking ugly and irritating. like no1 his hair fucking sucks. floppy hair!?!?!?!?
yuck. and his orgasm noise is just like WTF. -_- why does he hafto make noise in the first place?!?!?!
ugh.

now i hafto waste more cash cos i tink i wanto catch finaldestination. i read that its damn gory.. the best of the 3!
hm. nice! hahaha

ok i tink i am going to spend some of my freedom in front of the telly now.
i hope there's malcolm showing.
i spent most of my dinner time when i was at home studying watching malcolm from 630-7 on star world.
i like reese.
:)

anyway, thanks zhuan and gummy for tagging!
my blog isnt so empty now :)

new blog!

i am really a computer idiot.. took me so long just to get this lookin presentable.. pui!
wanted to give up halfway.. but too late cos i deleted the other blog.

deleted it cos i realised my mom was reading it. poot.
some things parents just shdnt get to know.
so goodbye to pleasedtobeatyou.
was getting sick of the template anyway.
i like this one better now :)

oh yes.
happy 21st beng!!
my darling partner in judo and swimming and train rides home.. :)
sorry i cldnt be there.. bet it was great fun!
must tell me all abt it when we meet up yeah?

ok for now its sleep.