yeah baby!
the torture is over.
what do exams mean to yu?
1) weird sleep cycles
i dont get a full sleep. i take intermittent naps of abt 2 hours each. cos i need to study but im too tired at that point of time to study. so i sleep. but i wake up to study later. day=night=day. i think i may have even neglected brushing my teeth sometimes cos yu usually brush when yu wakeup in the morning.. but the problem is that my night overlaps with day and im usually awake at that border point of waking up. so since there is no waking up, there is no brushing teeth hahaha. shit i suddenly have a flashing thought of oral strep and endocarditis -_-
2)perpetual zombiness
no matter how much i sleep, i am still sleepy. how fucked up is that right! there are some nights that i take so many naps and struggle so hard that i dont remember anything abt what i did or who i called or what i studied. i think even if yu broke into my house and raped me i wouldnt even know!!!
3)longkang-jui (kopi made as disgusting as possible to keep me awake).
i even sniffed the coffee grounds hoping that the olfactory system would connect to some RAS or limbic system and wake me up. it didn't work most of the time.
4)brands essence
i bet sales fucking hit sky high every exam period. brands is taken with the longkang jui cos both taste like shit so they neutralise each other haha.
5)shitty food
i actually lost my interest in eating and i dint eat for a whole day. i was damn happy thinking can lose weight+more time to study(haha damn hard core). but that night i felt like i was going to die. so after that i forced myself to eat. but since i had no appetite i dint care what i ate and it was usually just random shits from nearby kopitiams. i have never eaten so much shitty food before cos im usually damn picky with food.
6)slave activation
my personal slave aka bryan is the most useful thing during exams :)
let me count the ways
-buy me food
-wake me from naps
-listen to me whine
-calm me down when i am stressed
-give me massages when im all tensed up from bending over my books
-stay up with me to encourage me to not doze off
-buy me treats like ben and jerry's choc fudge brownie. mm!
-fetch me places so i can save time travelling (interesting story on fetching coming up later!)
i am quite a lucky bitch. but only sometimes lar.
7)lots of gummy messages
all time best exam freakout buddy gummy lynn replaces bryan as the flooder of my inbox. and i think i replace her dannyboy in hers too hahaha. we had 3 wks to study. from week 2 onwards we conceded that we were both the scum of the exam earth. yes as usual we were the slowest AGAIN tho we promised to prevent it after the CA ordeal by starting early. being the fellow scum to each other meant
-daily updates on progress so that the faster one can freak the slower one out
-occasional phone calls to freak out together. after that we realise we are wasting precious study time freaking out
-daily discussions early in the day on what we planned to study, timetable for the day and what to leave out. these discussions are super optimistic and leave us damn psyched up. by night time our discussions are abt what we didn't study, how fucked we are, how we cannot sleep till we finish and more stuff to ignore and screw it cos there is no time. by next morning we still havent finished what we were supposed to complete yesterday afternoon.
im really damn glad to have gummy though i know gummy is not glad to play this role hahaahaha.
i was so behind i was close to giving up cos i knew everyone was working superhard and damn fast ahead. i felt so alone!! and pathetic. then one day a message from gummy comes and there is hope!!! hahahhaa
sighh i love gummy :)
for now its freedom!
i am feeling kinda funny cos today is the first day i have not msged gummy at all!! hahahaha
oh yes now for my exciting ride to school on microb exam day.
i was lazy and i wanted to get to skul fast so i cld carry on studying cos i hadnt finished. so i tricked bryan into fetching me. i did that by asking him to come to my block for awhile after sending judeboy to school, but i dint tell him why. once he comes, he has no choice but to send me! haha.
on the ecp near marina there's some road works shit going on. suddenly froggy starts shaking like crazy and im thinking what the fuck is this silly bugger bryan doing. froggy slows down like shit and bryan cuts all the way out to the shoulder. we were in the middle lane. all the way cars are horning us. but luckily they dint bang us.
guess what happened.
freaking back tire puncture!??!?!?!
i was just like ohmygod no way how in the hell am i going to get to school now.
plus bryan was dressed like an ahpek so he was dreading the thought of not being able to go back home quick.
we ended up pushing froggy all the way to the next exit which happened to be the fucking ulu marina. on the way we saw a dead frog. it was gross. i spasmed just looking at it. i just spasmed while typing this cos i was thinkin abt it. yuck. luckily i caught a cab quite fast. but man that was so not a good way to start the day!
but i am thankful that we didn't die cos according to bryan it was damn bloody dangerous and we could have died. if i really did die (touch wood) i would have been damn pissed! cos that means i would have been spending my last days studying. like wtf!
ok im too sleepy now to continue.
maybe tmr
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