right. next monday e clinics start. at frickin 7am.
?!?!?!?!?!?!

how in the hell did 3 weeks just go by like that?

even before e clinics start i know im doomed. cos i have nothing to wear.
cos i was too lazy to go out shopping. and gummy dint prod me to go out shopping with her. and i hardly shop when i go out with bryan cos he puts on the bored boyfriend face.
so i'm gonna have a first and last attempt at work-clothes shopping on friday before the double partys with gummy. i hope i can find something!!! i dont wanto go naked. and i know no one wants that too!

if i dint check wrongly, i think i got SGH.
damn.. i was kinda hoping either CGH or AH.
CGH cos damn near my house. like one bus stop away!
AH cos damn near ikea. can eat meatballs and hotdogs and softserve ice cream everyday!
but SGH is ok too cos its nearer than NUH and no need change train like for TTSH.
ok so i am quite contented.

its book buying season again.
all my money!!!! all gone!!!!
but i really love the smell of new books. fricking nice la. i really love it.
i can sniff at them for ages like some druggie.
ok some books have a really fucked up smell. but i think the m2 books were all really nice smell. especially katzung. probably cos i used katzung the least so it retained the most new smell. heehee.
gee i hope the m3 books smell nice too!!! :)
i only have talley so far. i think i shall go give it a sniff test now.

argh!

bryan is going in on 9june!!! :(
i see him practically everyday even if just for a few minutes cos we live so near each other.
and we talk every night, even during exam time.
and soon i can only see him once a week. dont think can talk on phone much also.
damnit la!!!!
i am trying to look on the bright side that i will have more time for my own friends. but they will have their boyfriends so no one's gonna give a fuck about me!
oh well i guess at least my handphone bill will go down.

i blog quite alot now which equals to i'm frickin free!!!
it is fun to live aimlessly but i'm getting abit sick of doing housework while my mum's at work.
i especially hate to run around like a headless chicken bringing the clothes in when it suddenly starts to freaking rain!!!
so, anyone who is free msg me larr.
minjia! xian! hurry up and get yur bloody exams over with so we can go out!
jingy is coming back in may.. can't wait! :)
can't wait for zhuan and olly to come back too :) even though stupid zhuan is going on foodie outings with everyone except me! hmpf.

i was reading the papers and i realised there are quite many new movies out!
like 16blocks, firewall, mirrormask (i dunno if i remembered the name correctly), hostel..
i wanto watch hostel! though its supposedly the scariest movie of the year which would result in me being fricking humji like after i watched emily rose and skeleton key. but its by quentin tarantino! so must watch. he films some interesting shit. weird yes. but interesting!

eh! anyone wanto watch vendetta?? wayne and me wanto watch but we need someone to join us if not we will definitely piss the shit out of each other. then we'l kill each other and then manny will have no cg mates. damn sad cos we can't find anyone to watch with cos everyone watch alr!!!! please watch with us!

on thursday idiot bryan had a sudden craving for indian fast food. and the bugger made me drive all the way to little india which is HELL to drive in! plus he got lost so we were going round and round in unfamiliar turf which frickin sucks when yu're driving and yu gotta suddenly change lanes from left to right in a fucking busy road. plus i needed to pee so badly.
and it turns out the place he wanted to eat at was komala's. like wtf!? he could have just said so cos i know there's a branch at east coast and we wldn't have had to go all the way down to little india!? -_-
the worst part was i dint like the food.
and i thought it was quite pricey for just fried dough/gee whatever.
i've decided that i'll just stick to prata, naan, murtabak and briyani.
no thanks to thosai, masala, poori and whatnot.
i'll have meepok anytime man, sorry. haha.

wento suntec to use my 2 $5 kenny roger's vouchers with bryan.
finally satisfied my mac and cheese craving!
on our way there, i saw a new restaurant.

beppu menkan japanese noodle restaurant

biefu!!!!!!!!
my first ever workplace. and that place is pure hell to work at man. at least the china square branch was. busy like fuck! and not just busy, but busy with demanding working class shits who think they're so damn big deal. lunch time is pure running to and fro serving like a crazy bitch.
turnover is so high tt the bowls and spoons are all used up then cannot serve cos the bowls havent washed yet! like how fucked up is that right. haha

but it was quite an experience working there la. all the convicts! plus we made quite a few friends and we all pakat-ed to leave the place tgth hehheh the boss was pissed! hmm. nice memories no matter how shit the work conditions were.

i miss seeing minjia, xian and beng everyday like i did back then!
i miss the friends we made. all the funny malaysians with their funny chinese accents. after working there for just one frickin month i got influenced and the people at starbucks thought i was malaysian ah lian! wtf!! one day i was taking a cab and the stupid cabby thought i was malaysian. and when he asked and i told him i was in medicine he said that i dont look like a doctor at all. and he told me to go be a 'gangster doctor'. in his words it was 'liu mang yi sheng'. like when gangster gang fight then injured but dont dare go hospital, can come find me. like wtf!?!?!? i do not take that as a compliment. ok i sidetracked.
i miss the tehcino and milo dino we had for breakfast everyday after setting up and while waitin for the crazy lunch crowd
i miss the food! the unagi rice, curry rice, beef ramen with one chili, age dashi tofu.. and we used to request to add an egg too remember, xian? haha. but i refuse to pay to eat there. yu know how yu don't feel like paying for stuff after yu see how its prepared? plus its quite ex too.
i miss the blueberry ice cream we used to share every lunch time for about $2 plus after staff discount.
i miss the free planet fitness membership. after work we'd go there for sauna and a nice bath! and then maybe we'd work for dinnertime which is purely getting paid to stand around. i like.

but i'm still glad i quit. cos if i didn't move on to starbucks, i'd never meet my bryan! :)

anyway after that we wento watch inside man.
my fav part of the show is when the poor sikh hostage got kicked out of the bank and all the police were going mad cos they thought he's arab or some shit and the sikh guy was so pissed he was like i'm sikh! not arab! and then they thought there's a bomb in his turban and they ripped it off. then later in the diner when they were trying to get info from him he refused to speak until he got his turban back. HAHA!!!!!
anyway i think its a nice show overall.. but with some unneccessary rubbish.
like jodie foster. redundant shit role la. i hated her stupid haughty air too.
and the kinky handcuff sex part denzel washington is supposed to have with some girl.. like wtf is that for? luckily they dint show any of it though.
and then the necessary parts like the swearing they go censor it off. idiots.

anyway i have a new tagboard now cos gummy and minjia complain cannot tag the old one.
but i like my old one so i'm not removing it yet..
so tag me more since i have 2 tagboards now!
:)

happy 21st nat!

happy 21st nat! :)

nat's bday was super fun!
started off with dinner at restaurant ember at hotel 1929.
everyone looked damn good that night! esp nat in her pink dress and curls. damn pretty!
and every course was frickin good! i ate them all though i dont usually eat soft shell crabs or scallops.

as we were eating the softshell crab, we heard wayne whisper -its so pretty- to the plate of soft shell crab
!?!?!? wtf wayne!!
he also made a huge fuss about how the waitress arranged his plate so the green glob of wasabi pointed north/south and wanted to shift it east/west to test if anyone would be anal enough to come shift it back to north/south position. -_-
i havent seen wayne for so long i had actually forgotten how retarded he is. but sitting opposite him for a whole dinner brought it all back.

i got a really big lobster for the 3rd dish and i was super frickin happy cos i love lobster but i hardly get to eat lobster so i was gloating like shit. i even took a picture of it! (check out pics from lynn's blog. i have no pics cos i dint bring my cam) after all that satisfaction abt a big lobster, the main course came. and i was damn sad cos my beef tenderlion was frickin small!!!! argh!!!!!!!
i'd trade a big lobster for a big beef anytime!!!!!!
liana was damn happy i had a small beef cos i was being such an ass abt my big lobster.
but after seeing me so sad she decided to convince me that they do beef by weight.
i dont believe :(
either that or my beef was filled with blood so very heavy.
zhong was the only one to have the fish with damn nice mushrooms. and being zhong he was eating damn slow. so all of us had finished and he still had half his dish left. and he made the mistake of taking a break. immediately wayne said -eh zhong pass the fish- and gummy and me aimed for the mushrooms. poor zhong was like -oi! oi! i'm not done yet!!- hahaha. we are all bloody vultures. i wish the main course was free flow instead of the bread free flow!!!!!!
and then before dessert, nat's mom gave a damn sweet speech and her dad gave a damn funny speech. then we sang the birthday song with a eclair mountain cake!

after dinner we went on down to mos. my first time clubbing! yes shit i am damn suaku right.
liana drove us down in her nice smelling car. it is nice to sit in a nice smelling car instead of an ambi puke scented car. but it is nice get lifts either way so i will shutup and stop complaining now.
wayne the master of clubbing gave us a tour of mos but he couldn't get into pure cos he's under 25. haha sucker!!!! but gummy and i went in cos we're babes and all babes can go in regardless of age. its boring inside though. just white with cushy bed like things which we wanted to sit on before leaving the place but they were all taken up. and on the dance floor were 2 old gay shits dancing tgth. like.. okay.
then we wento our vip room. damn cool, we had a nice little red room all to ourselves as our base! nat gave a birthday speech asking us to get drunk and go crazy in honour of her, then we had our drinks then we wento dance!
wento retro first. gummy and i found it rather boring cos the music sucked so we left for r&b but it was too full. i dunno whats it called. smoove?
so we wento the main dance floor which was playing fucking trance which sucked.
so we tried r&b again and waited till we got in. i dont know whats with the damn cage there but it was packed like shit inside the cage. how the fuck to dance when its so packed? can barely move yur head man. so we found a spot outside the cage. r&b was fun cos the music was good!
took a break then we wento retro which was playing nicer music so it was fun too. :)
after this virgin clubbing experience, i'm sorry but i really don't see whats the big deal about mos. its so damn packed and the trance on the main dance floor sucks. only r&b is for me, but the room is too fucking small. most of the club is just like connecting walkways? i dont know why bryan was going on and on about how nice mos is. i suspect its only cos he managed to get a free bottle of chivas regal thats why, that alcoholic bastard.

by the end of the night, the vip room stinked of puke.
like a warzone with many many casualties.
i see them puke but i dunno what to do.
like shall i pat yur back to make yu puke it all out?
or shall i give yu water? but after drinking yu'll be like drinking the puke in yur mouth back in.
i puked before too and aint no one can help yu. yu just gotta puke it all out and then get better yurself.
after my pink puke incident in philly im glad i had the sense not to get wasted. cos i know i get fucking stupid when i drink too much. like really fucking stupid. more stupid than i already am, if yu can actually imagine that.

took a mercedes cab back with mark and manny.
halfway thru, mark was like- shit i feel like puking..-
and manny and me thought he was just kidding around.
then suddenly - blleh-
!!!
waa i think the uncle was fucking pissed man. ruin his merc.

reached back at 4plus dead tired from dancing in those fucking wedges that i can barely walk in. and my bloody hair smelt like smoke. took a shower and dropped dead till this morning when i woke up to go do my hair!
dyed and highlighted and treatmented and cut it!
yes its back to my ah lian days again!
i am a golden lion tamarin! or whatever that stupid like monkey thing is called.
it was damn ex- $202. but i like my hair now so i guess its worth it.
the hair wash was super shiok.. got head massage one. head orgasm? if theres such a thing. haha
and my hair has the nice salon smell now.. mm!

why is survivor cancelled again?!? why! why! why! why!!!
and why are they showing amazing race tt they alr showed!?
stupid channel 5!!!

my tuition kid asked me to 1v1 him at dota later.
haha maybe i can charge him for dota lessons too :) hahahahahaha
he's a brat though. he insists on playing till he wins.
like we were playing little fighter one day and he insisted on rematching till he won. -_-
zzz

there's something abt me and punctured tires.

after making bryan fetch me to school which ended in a punctured tire for froggy, i drove over a fucking huge nail and punctured my right back tire.
i have no frickin idea how it happened, but we only realised after i parked the car. something abt the air only all going out after yu actually stop the car. ?! whatever. i dunno.
lucky it only cost 7bucks to patch it.
they pulled out the nail then stuffed some other shit in. and then they sprayed some shit on it and the mechanic grinned at me and said 'put conditioner for it'.
?!?!
and then it was done.
i was like 'how is this different from a nail being in the tire!?'

i drive quite alot now.
drove to katong for custard puffs and tarts, cupcakes, kaya toast, eggs and kopi for breakfast today. it cost frickin $10.20!!? that is some big money man. i think i shd really have been a baker like how i wanted to when i was pri 2 haha.
anyway about my driving. today i engaged in a staring fight with this ass motorcyclist. it was quite fun actually cos he gave up halfway. i love the feeling when i win a staring fight. hehheh i did lots of that when i was small so i have sufficient training to win! :) hahaha stupid ass motorcyclist. can't win then dont start a fight la. loser!!

ok shit i need to go pick my mum now. later!!

yeah baby!
the torture is over.

what do exams mean to yu?

1) weird sleep cycles
i dont get a full sleep. i take intermittent naps of abt 2 hours each. cos i need to study but im too tired at that point of time to study. so i sleep. but i wake up to study later. day=night=day. i think i may have even neglected brushing my teeth sometimes cos yu usually brush when yu wakeup in the morning.. but the problem is that my night overlaps with day and im usually awake at that border point of waking up. so since there is no waking up, there is no brushing teeth hahaha. shit i suddenly have a flashing thought of oral strep and endocarditis -_-

2)perpetual zombiness
no matter how much i sleep, i am still sleepy. how fucked up is that right! there are some nights that i take so many naps and struggle so hard that i dont remember anything abt what i did or who i called or what i studied. i think even if yu broke into my house and raped me i wouldnt even know!!!

3)longkang-jui (kopi made as disgusting as possible to keep me awake).
i even sniffed the coffee grounds hoping that the olfactory system would connect to some RAS or limbic system and wake me up. it didn't work most of the time.

4)brands essence
i bet sales fucking hit sky high every exam period. brands is taken with the longkang jui cos both taste like shit so they neutralise each other haha.

5)shitty food
i actually lost my interest in eating and i dint eat for a whole day. i was damn happy thinking can lose weight+more time to study(haha damn hard core). but that night i felt like i was going to die. so after that i forced myself to eat. but since i had no appetite i dint care what i ate and it was usually just random shits from nearby kopitiams. i have never eaten so much shitty food before cos im usually damn picky with food.

6)slave activation
my personal slave aka bryan is the most useful thing during exams :)
let me count the ways
-buy me food
-wake me from naps
-listen to me whine
-calm me down when i am stressed
-give me massages when im all tensed up from bending over my books
-stay up with me to encourage me to not doze off
-buy me treats like ben and jerry's choc fudge brownie. mm!
-fetch me places so i can save time travelling (interesting story on fetching coming up later!)
i am quite a lucky bitch. but only sometimes lar.

7)lots of gummy messages
all time best exam freakout buddy gummy lynn replaces bryan as the flooder of my inbox. and i think i replace her dannyboy in hers too hahaha. we had 3 wks to study. from week 2 onwards we conceded that we were both the scum of the exam earth. yes as usual we were the slowest AGAIN tho we promised to prevent it after the CA ordeal by starting early. being the fellow scum to each other meant
-daily updates on progress so that the faster one can freak the slower one out
-occasional phone calls to freak out together. after that we realise we are wasting precious study time freaking out
-daily discussions early in the day on what we planned to study, timetable for the day and what to leave out. these discussions are super optimistic and leave us damn psyched up. by night time our discussions are abt what we didn't study, how fucked we are, how we cannot sleep till we finish and more stuff to ignore and screw it cos there is no time. by next morning we still havent finished what we were supposed to complete yesterday afternoon.
im really damn glad to have gummy though i know gummy is not glad to play this role hahaahaha.
i was so behind i was close to giving up cos i knew everyone was working superhard and damn fast ahead. i felt so alone!! and pathetic. then one day a message from gummy comes and there is hope!!! hahahhaa
sighh i love gummy :)


for now its freedom!
i am feeling kinda funny cos today is the first day i have not msged gummy at all!! hahahaha

oh yes now for my exciting ride to school on microb exam day.
i was lazy and i wanted to get to skul fast so i cld carry on studying cos i hadnt finished. so i tricked bryan into fetching me. i did that by asking him to come to my block for awhile after sending judeboy to school, but i dint tell him why. once he comes, he has no choice but to send me! haha.
on the ecp near marina there's some road works shit going on. suddenly froggy starts shaking like crazy and im thinking what the fuck is this silly bugger bryan doing. froggy slows down like shit and bryan cuts all the way out to the shoulder. we were in the middle lane. all the way cars are horning us. but luckily they dint bang us.
guess what happened.
freaking back tire puncture!??!?!?!
i was just like ohmygod no way how in the hell am i going to get to school now.
plus bryan was dressed like an ahpek so he was dreading the thought of not being able to go back home quick.
we ended up pushing froggy all the way to the next exit which happened to be the fucking ulu marina. on the way we saw a dead frog. it was gross. i spasmed just looking at it. i just spasmed while typing this cos i was thinkin abt it. yuck. luckily i caught a cab quite fast. but man that was so not a good way to start the day!
but i am thankful that we didn't die cos according to bryan it was damn bloody dangerous and we could have died. if i really did die (touch wood) i would have been damn pissed! cos that means i would have been spending my last days studying. like wtf!

ok im too sleepy now to continue.
maybe tmr