what do yu do when yu've got diabetes and chronic foot ulcers that put yu in and out of hospital so many times yu cant even make it to the outpatient appointments let alone check out babes along the streets like a wayne?
the power of desperation.
med student: ok byebye i going for tutorial
mr c: eh wait, how will i contact yu
med student: contact me for what
mr c: gimme yur number la
med student: wth, no. what for, don't want la.
mr c: make friends la..
med student: no, i have a boyfriend.
mr c: don't bluff, yu where got boyfriend.
med student: -_-" wth. i have la.
mr c: ok, then wad abt the short pale girl beside yu just now.
med student: she has a boyfriend.
mr c: ok, then wad abt the shorter pale girl beside her just now.
med student: she has a boyfriend too.
(sensing that this is gonna go on for awhile with the girls getting shorter and paler)
med student: aiya, all the girls yu saw have a boyfriend la. byebye.
anonymity has been preserved. so no one can fucking sue me! haha
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i am getting increasingly sad that times up soon at cgh.
daily hitching a hike. yes i am a bitch to make wayne pick me, but what to do when cgh is too far to walk, but too near(1 bus stop) to spend 90 cents on? (90 cents cuz i never top up ez link so when pay cash is 90cent, not 65cent)
15 minute ward rounds with most time spent following up in ward 0. i think wound inspection trumps palpation for abdomen is soft, non tender.
daily breakfast, with settler's after.
good lunch sometimes at places like popeyes and manny's uber dumb bryani [ i am purposely spelling it wrong so it looks like dumb bryan :) ]
early day and lift home for grey's/sleep/tv
niiiice!
and i am completely dreading sgh cos of the epitome of evil manny and me experienced during csfc.
i'm sensing lots of maxwell curry rice, TC4, maybe some margio gokart (i really wanna play that!) and home for sleep.
anyways, for a quick update on life since i have not been blogging
wayne has the galloping consumption
manny and me spread him the TB from our mantoux test
and i am addicted to settler's of catan.
damnit! i must win one fucking game before leaving cgh
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and finally, to sum up 3 weeks of ortho in the words of a wise hsien pa:
"all you need is a little bit of strength, and half the intelligence of a bull"
hsien pa is the new osler. some quotable quotes!
Saturday, April 21, 2007
Sunday, April 15, 2007
Wednesday, April 11, 2007
random pellets of shit.
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today, i woke up at 730. at 740, a little moron called me. at 750, i was at cgh.
i absolutely fucking love cgh.
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did yu know that sawed bone smells different from burnt flesh char siew style?
strangely, manny gets hungry smelling burnt flesh and sawed bone in the ot.
thank god i'm mostly made of fat, or manny will have alr eaten me 0_0
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today, team ortho dint teach me shit.
but i got a lesson on the food chain.
in to OT changing room, looking at the caps-
random nurse : see this blue one, its for the doctor
manny and me : oh, ok
random nurse : see this green one, its for the nurse
manny and me : oh, ok
random nurse : see this white one ( look like flimsy shower cap one), its for yu
me : talk about being scum :(
and later in the OT, some random silent brooding doctor was trying to wear his sterile gown. so i thought i would be nice and go help tie the ribbons, even though i have completely forgotten how to do it. but wayne kept prodding me to go help and be useful. so i ran up, and he fucking rejected me in favour of the OT technician!!!!!! OMGOMGOMGOMG
seriously, talk about being scum.
i pay $18000/year to be scum. wtfwtfwtfwtfwtf.
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today, i woke up at 730. at 740, a little moron called me. at 750, i was at cgh.
i absolutely fucking love cgh.
-
did yu know that sawed bone smells different from burnt flesh char siew style?
strangely, manny gets hungry smelling burnt flesh and sawed bone in the ot.
thank god i'm mostly made of fat, or manny will have alr eaten me 0_0
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today, team ortho dint teach me shit.
but i got a lesson on the food chain.
in to OT changing room, looking at the caps-
random nurse : see this blue one, its for the doctor
manny and me : oh, ok
random nurse : see this green one, its for the nurse
manny and me : oh, ok
random nurse : see this white one ( look like flimsy shower cap one), its for yu
me : talk about being scum :(
and later in the OT, some random silent brooding doctor was trying to wear his sterile gown. so i thought i would be nice and go help tie the ribbons, even though i have completely forgotten how to do it. but wayne kept prodding me to go help and be useful. so i ran up, and he fucking rejected me in favour of the OT technician!!!!!! OMGOMGOMGOMG
seriously, talk about being scum.
i pay $18000/year to be scum. wtfwtfwtfwtfwtf.
Saturday, April 07, 2007
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From: wayne
Experience Mahjong madness @ ministry of wayne 6th april. Doors open at 5pm. One for one drinks till midnight. Bring a babe and get in for free. Carol is onz.
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doors open at 5pm, but go earlier than 6 and yu'd see wayne naked in his room changing.
the only one for one we had was canadian pizza 2-4-1.
and babe or not, his maid will let yu in la.
anw, that made a really good friday.
with koekoe the meowf, dj tetanus and zzong
mahjong was the main focus, but its the quotable quotes that made the night.
as the night goes on and zzong gets damn seh, he goes abit nutz.
zhong : eh cat eat bird! [enthusiastically pointing at the cat flower tile and the one bamboo tile (the bird) like a calvin and hobbes. he trying to get 10cents for flower bite]
all of us ignored him
zhong : eh!! cat eat bird!!
all of us : -_- wtf?? then, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!!!
wayne : zomg.
zhong: eh, can yu say it without the z?!? yu are zo irritating la!
towards end of game when everyone is calling alr.
zhong : eh, FRESH!
at the same moment liana : eh from now on must bao fresh alr leh..
wayne : GAME!
koe and me : omg... yu know its fresh then why the hell yu go and put down.......
wayne when he wants to gang : pong gang!
wayne when he wants to gang but under pressure cos zhongyang taking tile alr : PANG PANG PING PANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
note: there is not a single gang in his screaming.
me : wayne yap, yu are the most irritating person that i do not hate!
zhong : but is he more irritating than the least irritating person that you hate?
me : wtf?
zhong : is the least irritating person that you hate more irritating than the most irritating person that you don't hate?
me : wtf? there are too many irritatings!!!
zhong : out of all the people that yu hate, think of the least irritating person among them. then is wayne more irritating?
me : huh. but i hate too many people.. and they are all irritating..
me (after destroying wayne's tile tower) : am i the most irritating person that yu hate?
wayne : yu are... EH? FUCK! FUCK!
us : HAHAHAHAHHA
wayne : shit, that was a good one. cos if i say i dont hate yu, yu win. if i say yu are not the most irritating person then yu also win. so yu win either way.
zhong : yup. so its a damned if yu do, damned if yu don't situation.
koe : (humming birthday song)
[i dunno why the hell she humming birthday song also]
zhong : who's getting married
koe and me : wtf??? its a birthday song la!
wayne : EH! i thought it was a wedding song too!!!
not forgetting the 18luohans and wayne's wonderful za hu.
anyways, great fun on a good friday!
hope we do it again soon.
but wayne needs to speed it up. freaking matrix slo mo whenever its his turn. haha ok now he's gonna kb me for kb-ing him. i hope he doesn't read my blog.
and koe needs to stop owning all our money!!!
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rewind... -- thursday
goh lee gan (on KFPs) : if the question says cross 3, its ok if yu cross 2 if yu don't know howto do. but if yu cross 4, then yu get a ZERO. cos yu don't understand english!!
after the damned family med test, we wento shoot em up. :)
as wayne would say, TCU TC4.
after completing TC2, we tried TC3. but it sucks. cos the machines all cui - gun cui and the screen damn small. so TC4 it is.. and omg its bloody mudda f fun! damn bloody shiok. some brand new addiction. but this time round its more expensive. $2 per game :( getting owned by the multi-screen challenge :(
zhong the beng and gummy the foo(l) ddr-ed. zhong is truly a beng, and gummy is truly a .... hahaha kidding! gummy the brave first timer attracted spectators like mr bean dancing in the french market cuz of her screaming and stomping. heehee. she is probably gonna revenge and describe my moronic ducking while playing TC4, so i better mention it myself first haha. but its not my fault la, TC4 too realistic la.. hahaha. unfortunately, despite really ducking in the game and also in real life, i still got killed pretty fast :( nasty.
manny danced too, after cutely practising on the floor first. heehee.
before that, we had korean food while discussing shit wiping/smearing/dabbing techniques.
and after that, we took pictures with a tuktuk outside a thai restaurant and a police car with prisoner pete.
don't we just act so much like 21 year olds? :)
some regression to childhood.
playground
tuktuk
ANTM
(pictures stolen from meowf the koe)
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today... is a fucked up shitty day. which is obvious since i'm freaking blogging like a loser on a saturday night.
my relationship is a fucking bipolar disorder. rapid cycling, mania, depression. whatever.
here's some forrest gump logic of mine:
life is like a pithole of shit that yu try to climb out of. and sometimes yu succeed, climbing till yu see some sunlight. those are the happy times. but then suddenly the shit yu're grasping to climb out of the shithole gives way, and then PLOOP yu fall into the shit again, and deeper this time. cos of gravity and force and all that physics nonsense. the higher yu are, the more yu fall, and the deeper yu land.
so should we just be content staying in the shithole instead of trying to get out? cos if yu try but yu fall, yu end up worse than before.
HAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK AM I SAYING. i do not make sense at all. my own philosophy is fucking completely confounding me!
fuck it! i'm done here.
From: wayne
Experience Mahjong madness @ ministry of wayne 6th april. Doors open at 5pm. One for one drinks till midnight. Bring a babe and get in for free. Carol is onz.
-
doors open at 5pm, but go earlier than 6 and yu'd see wayne naked in his room changing.
the only one for one we had was canadian pizza 2-4-1.
and babe or not, his maid will let yu in la.
anw, that made a really good friday.
with koekoe the meowf, dj tetanus and zzong
mahjong was the main focus, but its the quotable quotes that made the night.
as the night goes on and zzong gets damn seh, he goes abit nutz.
zhong : eh cat eat bird! [enthusiastically pointing at the cat flower tile and the one bamboo tile (the bird) like a calvin and hobbes. he trying to get 10cents for flower bite]
all of us ignored him
zhong : eh!! cat eat bird!!
all of us : -_- wtf?? then, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!!!
wayne : zomg.
zhong: eh, can yu say it without the z?!? yu are zo irritating la!
towards end of game when everyone is calling alr.
zhong : eh, FRESH!
at the same moment liana : eh from now on must bao fresh alr leh..
wayne : GAME!
koe and me : omg... yu know its fresh then why the hell yu go and put down.......
wayne when he wants to gang : pong gang!
wayne when he wants to gang but under pressure cos zhongyang taking tile alr : PANG PANG PING PANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
note: there is not a single gang in his screaming.
me : wayne yap, yu are the most irritating person that i do not hate!
zhong : but is he more irritating than the least irritating person that you hate?
me : wtf?
zhong : is the least irritating person that you hate more irritating than the most irritating person that you don't hate?
me : wtf? there are too many irritatings!!!
zhong : out of all the people that yu hate, think of the least irritating person among them. then is wayne more irritating?
me : huh. but i hate too many people.. and they are all irritating..
me (after destroying wayne's tile tower) : am i the most irritating person that yu hate?
wayne : yu are... EH? FUCK! FUCK!
us : HAHAHAHAHHA
wayne : shit, that was a good one. cos if i say i dont hate yu, yu win. if i say yu are not the most irritating person then yu also win. so yu win either way.
zhong : yup. so its a damned if yu do, damned if yu don't situation.
koe : (humming birthday song)
[i dunno why the hell she humming birthday song also]
zhong : who's getting married
koe and me : wtf??? its a birthday song la!
wayne : EH! i thought it was a wedding song too!!!
not forgetting the 18luohans and wayne's wonderful za hu.
anyways, great fun on a good friday!
hope we do it again soon.
but wayne needs to speed it up. freaking matrix slo mo whenever its his turn. haha ok now he's gonna kb me for kb-ing him. i hope he doesn't read my blog.
and koe needs to stop owning all our money!!!
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rewind... -- thursday
goh lee gan (on KFPs) : if the question says cross 3, its ok if yu cross 2 if yu don't know howto do. but if yu cross 4, then yu get a ZERO. cos yu don't understand english!!
after the damned family med test, we wento shoot em up. :)
as wayne would say, TCU TC4.
after completing TC2, we tried TC3. but it sucks. cos the machines all cui - gun cui and the screen damn small. so TC4 it is.. and omg its bloody mudda f fun! damn bloody shiok. some brand new addiction. but this time round its more expensive. $2 per game :( getting owned by the multi-screen challenge :(
zhong the beng and gummy the foo(l) ddr-ed. zhong is truly a beng, and gummy is truly a .... hahaha kidding! gummy the brave first timer attracted spectators like mr bean dancing in the french market cuz of her screaming and stomping. heehee. she is probably gonna revenge and describe my moronic ducking while playing TC4, so i better mention it myself first haha. but its not my fault la, TC4 too realistic la.. hahaha. unfortunately, despite really ducking in the game and also in real life, i still got killed pretty fast :( nasty.
manny danced too, after cutely practising on the floor first. heehee.
before that, we had korean food while discussing shit wiping/smearing/dabbing techniques.
and after that, we took pictures with a tuktuk outside a thai restaurant and a police car with prisoner pete.
don't we just act so much like 21 year olds? :)
some regression to childhood.
playgroundtuktukANTM(pictures stolen from meowf the koe)
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today... is a fucked up shitty day. which is obvious since i'm freaking blogging like a loser on a saturday night.
my relationship is a fucking bipolar disorder. rapid cycling, mania, depression. whatever.
here's some forrest gump logic of mine:
life is like a pithole of shit that yu try to climb out of. and sometimes yu succeed, climbing till yu see some sunlight. those are the happy times. but then suddenly the shit yu're grasping to climb out of the shithole gives way, and then PLOOP yu fall into the shit again, and deeper this time. cos of gravity and force and all that physics nonsense. the higher yu are, the more yu fall, and the deeper yu land.
so should we just be content staying in the shithole instead of trying to get out? cos if yu try but yu fall, yu end up worse than before.
HAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK AM I SAYING. i do not make sense at all. my own philosophy is fucking completely confounding me!
fuck it! i'm done here.
Sunday, April 01, 2007
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!
:)
thanks guyz for the uber fun party
cafe iguana.
with the traditional idiotic hats that accompany my birthday
gummy painstakingly made me a nice card.
these cg mate bitches tricked me into walking all over clarke quay cos manny wanted to buy mints. wtf! i actually fell for that.
we got a bit mad even before drinks.
but wayne and randal decided to make things more mad. so they bought me 3 shots
unfortunately i was still sane..
so they got me some secret concoction that isnt even in the menu.
awhile after that, i wasn't very sane anymore.
uber fun birthday though
let the pictures show yu :)
more shots, cuz 1 for 1
check out isaac's big mouth - fucking scary. its actually why i'm posting this pic. haha
happy birthday to me again!
and happy april fools'
:) haha
:)
thanks guyz for the uber fun party
cafe iguana.
with the traditional idiotic hats that accompany my birthday
gummy painstakingly made me a nice card.
these cg mate bitches tricked me into walking all over clarke quay cos manny wanted to buy mints. wtf! i actually fell for that.
we got a bit mad even before drinks.
but wayne and randal decided to make things more mad. so they bought me 3 shots
unfortunately i was still sane..
so they got me some secret concoction that isnt even in the menu.
awhile after that, i wasn't very sane anymore.
uber fun birthday though
let the pictures show yu :)
more shots, cuz 1 for 1
check out isaac's big mouth - fucking scary. its actually why i'm posting this pic. haha
happy birthday to me again!
and happy april fools'
:) haha
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