harmony is overrated.

what do yu do when yu've got diabetes and chronic foot ulcers that put yu in and out of hospital so many times yu cant even make it to the outpatient appointments let alone check out babes along the streets like a wayne?

the power of desperation.

med student: ok byebye i going for tutorial
mr c: eh wait, how will i contact yu
med student: contact me for what
mr c: gimme yur number la
med student: wth, no. what for, don't want la.
mr c: make friends la..
med student: no, i have a boyfriend.
mr c: don't bluff, yu where got boyfriend.
med student: -_-" wth. i have la.
mr c: ok, then wad abt the short pale girl beside yu just now.
med student: she has a boyfriend.
mr c: ok, then wad abt the shorter pale girl beside her just now.
med student: she has a boyfriend too.
(sensing that this is gonna go on for awhile with the girls getting shorter and paler)
med student: aiya, all the girls yu saw have a boyfriend la. byebye.

anonymity has been preserved. so no one can fucking sue me! haha

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i am getting increasingly sad that times up soon at cgh.
daily hitching a hike. yes i am a bitch to make wayne pick me, but what to do when cgh is too far to walk, but too near(1 bus stop) to spend 90 cents on? (90 cents cuz i never top up ez link so when pay cash is 90cent, not 65cent)
15 minute ward rounds with most time spent following up in ward 0. i think wound inspection trumps palpation for abdomen is soft, non tender.
daily breakfast, with settler's after.
good lunch sometimes at places like popeyes and manny's uber dumb bryani [ i am purposely spelling it wrong so it looks like dumb bryan :) ]
early day and lift home for grey's/sleep/tv
niiiice!

and i am completely dreading sgh cos of the epitome of evil manny and me experienced during csfc.
i'm sensing lots of maxwell curry rice, TC4, maybe some margio gokart (i really wanna play that!) and home for sleep.

anyways, for a quick update on life since i have not been blogging
wayne has the galloping consumption
manny and me spread him the TB from our mantoux test
and i am addicted to settler's of catan.
damnit! i must win one fucking game before leaving cgh

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and finally, to sum up 3 weeks of ortho in the words of a wise hsien pa:

"all you need is a little bit of strength, and half the intelligence of a bull"

hsien pa is the new osler. some quotable quotes!