HAZMAT

i love A&E posting.

cos its at cgh which is fuck near my house.

cos it sounds potentially exciting, though usually its not. all collapse go to the evil shift which comprises of randal booty low and kiong. like, where have all the ectopic pregnancies gone man?

cos the irregular hours own all. how bout some school at 4-10? though having a 1h lect at 830 on yur afternoon shift day really sucks. and saturday night call 10-8 isnt too great either. but still, i love it.

cos we get to cheap thrill and do procedures. like, press on the spot where the con just did an ABG for 5 mins! damn fun right.... today, while i was taking out the ECG stickers, i ripped out the chest hair of an indian uncle. he wasn't too happy abt that. in fact, he screamed louder than he did when the con palpated his tender abdomen. oh well. one life saved.

cos there's lots of midazolam around. :)

cos its frickin slack and we just sit on the beds talking cock most of the time. or sit on the chairs outside and sleep while waiting for ambulance to come. and think of cock things to do like IV frusemide manny to make her toilet-bound 24/7, find the pethidine, come up with fear factor challenges like placing charged defibrillator paddles on yur chest...
ya we are damn bored. even though occasionally got cat A people who wanto brush the intestine villi.

aiya, who am i kidding. i just love it cos of the hazmats! :)

rekindle the old flame.

i owe yu one.

i would really like to blog about my birthday surprise, which was really a surprise cos my birthday is in august. birthday surprises always work on me cos they always come so late that i don't even think about my birthday anymore and even when the surprise comes, i don't even know the surprise is for me. but i still do love the surprise party , late or not, so please don't stop them coming! oh, but please minus out those freaky party poppers. i hate those.
ok i'm digressing. well, i really wanto blog about it before my friends all think i am an ungrateful fucker, and then they won't throw me anymore surprise parties! omg.. no!!!!
but i have no photos.. and what is a blogpost without photos riiight.
so, all the bitches with photos from that night, send them to me man.
yu can send to my gmail, or yu can send me when i'm on msn!

shit, i should really start bringing my own camera around.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHRISTINE SIEW!!!!!!! :) :)




yu are so confirm having shitloads of fun over in US.
damn, i am so fucking jealous. but its ok, cos i had a uber surprise party yst (4mths late haha).. but i will blog abt that another day, cos today is my sister's birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
miss yu lots shithead. enjoy yur day man...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GUMMY!!!! :):):):):)

we had a frickin uber dinner at ritz carlton!
it was ABSOLUTELY SCRUMPTIOUS!

some fried slipper lobster, tamago sushi (lifestyle says this is THE way to tell a good chef lor), panseared tuna salad (minus the salad), roast beef with uber mushrooms, fried salmon with sauce, snapper, keropok (haha yes i wasted space on keropok. but its nice what.. haha)... aiya too much food to name la. but for the win --
chocolate souffle with CHOCOLATE CRUNCHY BALLS.
it owns all cos chefjay is frickin cute. really damn frickin cute.

and there was lots of uber singing too. from lynn's one-day friend douglas, hunny daniel's opera style and from the gummy herself-- some gummy bear theme song!
great atmosphere and great food and great friends and great entertainment and... everything is just great la. haha. oh shit, not forgetting the great ride in da jag to the ritz.. wayne was nice and dropped manny and me at the lobby so we could make an "entrance", while he took on the role of the mat chaffeur and wento park the jag. haha!

anyways, hope yu had a fantastic-wonderful-absolutely scrumptious-and-delicious birthday gummy lynn!
looking forward to celebrating many more birthdays with yu (hopefully in the same place). and many more years of fun and laughter and all that crappy bullshit tgth :)
and also, hope yu love yur present! i mean, yu better frickin love it! :)
haha. i know yu do la.. even though yu didnt cry like i wanted yu to.
i hope yu can always smell the blood and sweat (and ben and jerry's) that went into it!

alright, i have no pictures, so i will grab when they're up and stick them here so everyone will know the cutie souffle chefjay. if yu do go to ritz carlton greenhouse, please ask the souffle chef what the tiny little balls are. trust me, yu won't regret it!

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today is day1 of radiology posting. the most useless posting on the planet.
if yu think psychomed is bad, think again.
radiology is utterly useless. its so useless that they have to make us sign attendance for frickin everything, just to prevent mass ponning. although psychomed was rather useless, at least it didnt come with a death risk like radio does. FRICKIN RADIATION GONNA FRY MY EGGS AND BRAIN LA. bloody hell hafto wear the damn heavy vesty thing. feel like i'm wearing some mithril and going to war in lord of the rings. -_- balls la. oh speaking of balls, wayne is damn worried abt testicular cancer now, cos he thinks the vest not long enough. i dunno how his balls hang until so low la.

the only perk is that today, i found a ngtzekiat replacement.
some dr thng for the win!!!
"so yu look at the scan, and OH MY GOD! WHAT DO YOU SEE!? ITS A FRICKIN NODE!!!
see, its nothing, something, something, nothing, something.. which means its something!"
hahaha how not to love.

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some other happyness -- zhuan is back from australia!! :)
and with krispy kremes too. UBER.
and she frickin took a cab to drop them off under my block! and she even included a surprise one!
though i am scared that when i bite, inside is madagascar hissing cockroaches!!!!!!
thank yu zhuan! i love yu man. :)

now we can finally meet up! and i can also finally see minjia who is mean and doesnt wanto meet me when zhuan and olly are not here :(



this is from damn long ago. some twitty pose!
man, i miss those jc days.

oh i absolutely FUCKING hate the army
even though i'm not in it, but having a boyfriend in it is just as bad.

oh balls. is some secret organisation of fairies going to silence me now?

nevermind, at least i managed to fake wayne that i broke up.
HAHAHA GULLIBLE SUCKERRRRR!!!!!!
he actually wasted money using his handphone to call me and gloat. hahaha
no la, he is actually kinda nice.
even though he lies, swears, copies, cheats, gays around and stares at people's cleavage...
he is still a nice cg mate. i mean, only when he has the jag.
haha but thanks for the concern, boss.

some CAGE

balls la. some alcohol dependence for end of posting test.
why do i always get stupid things like drug od and alcohol dependence!?
i frickin mug the DSM IV for major depressive disorder, OCD, bipolar, schizo and what do i get?

access this lady to ascertain whether she has an alcohol dependence problem

like, sure. can yu give me 10 minutes to study that chapter first though?
argh.
and every question i answer, i get weird looks from the testers. 2v1 testing some more la. wtf.
please just let me pass la. i plead diminished responsibility due to panic disorder causing me to go dissociate into fugue state! :(

stress causes regression into child like state. so we went for some time crisis II again.
funny how i'm playing it now when i never played it as a kid.
anyway we still dint manage to complete the damn thing. next time guys.
there is seriously nothing more cathartic than armadillo racing and time crisis II!
i have no pictures, but manny has this fucking funny video of wayne ducking the virtual bullets like a monkey. haha time for some you-tube.

then we worked on a secret mission from evening to midnight, and still didnt manage to finish.
balls, that was some hard work man.. i cant wait to see the end product. and i really hope for some crying!!!
anyway manny, we gotta go yur house again man. cos the ben and jerry's is still there!!!
i like chilling at manny's house. some freaking good food for the win. :)

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i should probably be blogging about fun shit like playhouse (some best play balls!) and zhong's birthday rendezvous, but i have no pictures so what's the point. i'll let manny and gummy do the honours.
can't wait for some ritzy gummy this sun!!

well, after spending the whole day sleeping, i think its time for some dota soon.

as i was walking up the stairs
i saw a man who wasn't there
he wasn't there again today
i wish, i wish he'd go away

psych posting is getting to me.
hell no, its not.

sometimes its funny, secret organizations of fairies and counting people on the ceiling.
and then sometimes its scary and i just feel damn fucked up and sad for the people in there.
sedation and dark depressing wards to cure psychosis. sure man.

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anyways, come checkout some mermaid booty next saturday with dj wayne and siew in da house! :)

if you ain't first, you're last.

yeah balls. some infective endocarditis for my end of posting test.
should be great for me since i have an obsession with matz and ivda, but no, i miss the double murmur and the raised JVP.
all cos i was too fascinated with the tattoos and needle mark on his neck while examining the jvp.
oh well, that druggie is hard core.

next up, some drug overdose for long case.
what do yu call pre loss of consciousness where yu're half-in half-out.
well, i called it pre- semi- syncope. like wtf is that anyway man.
please tell me i won't fail.

to finish the kill, some mitral valvotomy as an answer to how the keloid scars on the uncle tie in with his pursed lip breathing.

and i lost my brand new tendon tapper though i fucking didnt even use it.

whatever man.

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on saturday, i was conned into watching some fucked up show with 9 of bryan's friends. so much for its just josh and james.
right, so i was all prepared to just concentrate on my nachos and cheese for self entertainment. but i was wrong, telladega nights was great! haha shit i totally expected it to be nusty horrid, but it was fucking funny la.
though i fucking hate will ferrell and his goddamn stupid show anchorman.
but anyway, aliG is king.
go watch it man!






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another reason why i love the show



yeah balls! they featured applebee's!
one of my favourite places to eat when i was in ann arbor last dec.
plus it was linked to my hotel, with room service too!
good memories :)



fucking nice steak and shrimp. which is not pictured above though.

oh daym.
chris yu are so lucky, yu can eat this everyday.

IVDA

there is a uber 'food fair' near my block. its like a hari raya thing, it's there every year.
instead of looking at the dengdeng, briyani and kay-bubs, i was too distracted looking out for needle marks, hyperpigmentation along veins and peripheral stigmata of infective endocarditis.

luckily don't have, cos i might have whipped out my stet for a quick listen. esm, psm?
what better place in the neighbourhood to study cvs for end of posting test

oh help, i am becoming increasingly nerdy.

let's make this last forever

when i first started surgery at AH, i was damn angst. bitching about everything from aileen's butterfly jungle to the slow lifts to the banglas and dialect speaking oldies.

now after 8 weeks, i am damn freaking sad to leave that place. :(
i love the laid back aura, where people actually have the time to notice us white coat scum.
and its the people i will miss the most.
i don't think this comes with every posting. like i wasnt sad to end CSFC though i miss ben chua the original rat baby and his clone jason chang.
this posting was special. and here's what i will miss so bad.

ssrb/ little drummer boy
that's him beating his little drum there.
small, stupid and has a sexy scar.
he's damn frickin sweet. he acually secretly bought liana and me some paperchase stickers cos we were squealing for about 5 mins how cute they were :)
and being ungrateful bastards, our reaction to the stickers was:
" why never buy the book?"
(which we were squealing over for about 15mins)
haha, i'm kidding. thanks ssrb for being such a sweetie.

i have no photo of liana, so just picture a meowf here.

shit, i will miss both liana and ssrb so so bad!! : (
i am so glad we somehow formed a little partnership on the first day, cos this posting wouldn't have been such fun if not for them.
now who is gonna do the patented stupid dance with me, keep repeating " what did she say? " and then laugh at guozhang for sounding like hard gay, stalk dr ntk all over the place till he thinks we're freaks, bitch about leech and other twitzz, visit the canteen 'sister' and get lots of salad, hear guozhang do his sudden spikes in volume when he gets excited..
:(:(:(:(:(

the phlebotomists!
no one can brighten yur day like they can.
just the yelling of " ah ma!!!! tieu hweut!!!! " makes me laugh

see, told yu they'd brighten yur day :)
ssrb looks demonic when laughing.

(gila) fidah and ssrb sharing a moment.
aww.
fidah is the one who gave him the name ssrb.

that's randal snr.
his real name is boon but cos i think he looks like randal, we just started calling him randal and he will now respond to the name randal. haha
just look how white he is, tell me he don't look like randal!?

and now, my favourite!

haha, i really hope he never ever sees this.
cos he will just flip. and think we're bigger freaks than he already thinks we are.

he looks like a lizard with bloody cool hair.
seriously, he is the coolest dr ever.
i am so totally in love with him.

ok now i hope bryan never sees this. haha.

ok there's more than what there is above, but i'm tired and i don't have the pictures.
freaking reporting at 8am tmr at TTSH and i have absolutely no bloody idea howto get there.
oh well.

ping? pong!

first up,
HAPPY 21ST WAYNE! :)

i like yur birthday cos it means mine is coming.
but actually i forgot that my birthday is on tuesday till manny just msged me asking why im visiting mr rizal rabbit on my birthday. anyway notice how i just subtly told everyone my birthday is on tuesday :) haha
oh right the focus is actually wayne's birthday. which was bloody fun from the moment we started singing him songs in the AH canteen. it got funner when he induced euphoria for everyone in the idea lab by digging a big grave and hopping in - 'cannot sit there la. i sure sleep one!' and standing there right behind him is the tutor. good one wayne!
anyway the real stuff was at fullerton. buffet dinner at town!
i have no pictures but it was great fun and weirdness too.
obviously fun cos its a partaaaayyy. weird cos wayne was acting all nice and polite and giving speeches and shit. hahaha. the wayne i know is usually all fucks and wormballing. but he was still himself and got angsty when his mama wanted us girls to take pictures with him. my fav part of the night is when papa wayne said ' i don't want yu to be my doctor!' to wayne. hahahha.
its real nice knowing that even yur family ain't trust yu huh. haha.
anyway, thanks wayne for the great dinner! from insisting yu wouldn't have a party cos yu wanted to keep all the money for yurself to that posh shit. i wonder what will happen next time if yu told us yu're gonna have a party. hmm.
my 2nd favourite moment of that night was when my favourite honkeytonk doctor showed up at fullerton too! like wert!!!!! hahaha but he was dao. probably cos he was feeling superior.


5 weeks gone and i am beginning to like AH. which is a damn big transistion since i was being all angsty when i was first posted there.
they got some pretty fun doctors. like honkeytonk, the flirt who tapes his glasses to his face, randal snr, the short fat HO.. damn cannot mention names quite hard sial. anyway my favourite has changed from honkeytonk to uro tutor NTK. damn, moth and me absolutely frickin love him.
on transillumination- where yu gonna hide him? under yur skirt?! -awhile later- i mean, yur labcoat? please don't sue me, i really don't have the money to pay yu.
-awhile later- yu ok? i mean, really, don't sue me okay? i was just joking.
-at the end of lesson- yu ok? really, don't sue me alright? i really didn't mean it.
on the social history presented- now, what i really wanto know is what is this fellow doing being a registrar here when his father in law runs a big business. if i had a father in law with a big business, what i would do is be really nice to my wife and get a job in my father's company.
in the ot-
NTK: am i supposed to take yu today?
us: er.. no..
NTK: then what yu guys doing in here!
-total cricket moment except for the sound of us pissing our pants-
-2 mins later-
NTK: because yu're keen! and yu pay $18,000/year! that's good! that's good!
us: still frozen in shock but starting to melt. whew.
to a certain malay pt- bagus! bagus! :) to the nurse- what did she say?

man, how not to love him. i really really freaking love him! :)
and im sorry to everyone who i have repeated this story to one million times. haha. but he is hilarious!
uro clinics for me every tues thurs and fri! :)

this week was kinda sad cos my fave rockstar uncle was discharged already. which is good i mean, but i missed smiling and waving and saying ho bo? and seeing him all happy with home cooked food and seeing him doing the cycle thingy and walk unstablely in the mornings..
but there are always cute little nice patients.
like the uncle who has no idea what cathetirisation is but said sure! sure! i'll be yur guinea pig! though we were actually talking about someone else.
and the uncle who kept insisting every situation yu talk to him about would end in him dying. till i had to remind him its 7th month and ask him to stop scaring me.
and mr rizal rabbit with his crooked smile. moth and me were telling him to tell other white coaties smtg so they would go away.. and then we asked him, so what yu gonna say when someone comes wanting to talk to yu? and he was like.. errr..... hi?
-_- !!!!!

currently, my favouritest patient is bryan! hahaha
the poor idiot is damn pissed cos all he wanted was some antibiotics, but he ended up warded for pneumonia. ns policy or smtg.
i wish i had my white coat, then i could have set his plug and done the blood cultures. and then take his sticker and put in my log book. hahaha.
i am just the most caring girlfriend ever right? haha. instead of brewing soup and knitting sweaters, i looked at his xray to checkout the consolidation and tmr i am going back to percuss and auscultate his lungs. :)
anyway to all cgh fuckers out there, leave my boyfriend alone please.
and thanks gummy and manny for the concern :)

alrighty, that's all for my once/twice a month update!
time to call my favourite patient now :)

touch wood and everything else

the most amusing docs turn out to be the foreign ones.
the singaporeans are borink. that is, till my batch morph into real docs.
daym, i freaking love the honkeytonk quotes.

so i am slowly getting used to AH- the place for IMH patients, police cases and banglas.
police cases interest me. okay, its partly cos the policeman is sometimes a cutie. :)
anyway, daily routine-
my clerking partners meowf and old man guozhang are late. slap yurselves now both of yu.
prowling around with meowf and old man guozhang.
locate target.
summon the balls to approach target. which somehow, guozhang has the least.
out of 10 tries, only 1 mission will be fully accomplished.
thanks to the fucked up shit luck meowf and me have, people we wanto talk to are:
-sleeping
-eating
-with relatives
-gone for procedure
-ks-ed by other people
and if they are not any of the above, they reject us.
so basically, they do anything but talk to us.
and the people that will talk to us are banglas and schizos. and in one incident, a JW flirt.
sianZ. so sian that it makes me twitty.

and so, i look forward to the weekend.
waiting to see my bryan again.
and fucking pooki nabeh shit. he kena random pick to stay for training till 6pm when everyone else gets to bookout at 830am.
like, seriously.
WHAT THE BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AH

is a jungle. with 3 floors and lifts that reach the 2nd floor in the time that the SGH lift took to reach the 8th floor.
walking the path from the bus stop into AH at 745am on day 1 with no one in sight just trees and leaves and grass and disgusting flying objects.
i was like.
wert.
walking further, there is a fountain with benches and vines.
seriously.
like even the toilet is like those bamboo ones yu see in the zoo. and it proudly claims to be de-stress zone. yes, a battle shit is indeed destressing.

this posting is a super culture shock. from bustling SGH to the silent corridors of dark, depressing wards. from endless patients to close to nothing at all. from speed walking busy days to 245 days which are not even packed to the brim. we actually have to waste lots of time in between though we end at 245.
right. it is just weird.
the atmosphere is weird.
this slack-ness is weird. and i am not used to it.
however, if bryan wasn't in NS i think i could get super used to it. early days everyday to go out? i could use that!
i can only hope it gets better. currently i am feeling so stoned out that even if there were any patients to clerk, i dont think i could do a good job.
in the mean time, my surgery posting will be grey's anatomy instead!



now, why can't we all wear scrubs instead?
so much more comfortable.
and the money saved from not needing to buy fugly work clothes could be used for much better purposes.
if there was ever a ms doctor universe pageant, i would wish that every doctor would get to wear scrubs! and of course, world peace.
however, there is no such pageant. and even if there was, i am too ugly to enter. and even i could enter, my wish wouldn't come true. so. :(
anyway scrubs here are ugly. the grey's anat scrubs look good cos there's lycra. here they are just shapeless sacks. and the pants fall off certain rat baby's butts.

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bryan's friend james is in hospital. and he was clerked by randal today!
so randal clerked my boyfriend's friend who is also my friend and we all played dota together a long time ago.
dota makes the world much smaller.
could everyone in cgh go give james a PR tmr? doctor's orders.

zhuan's confession

zhuan: i like hard things. i don't like soft things.

i wonder what we're talking about here.

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crazy tuesday night out with zhuan starting with sakae sushi then on to swensen's for our traditional earthquake.
one time, we had a fish and co dinner. then we wento swensen's for dessert.
first we ordered the apple crumble. not full.
then a banana split. still not full.
and then, a GIANT EARTHQUAKE. oh, mother full!!
hahahhaha everyone walking past our table stared at us.
i think we make pretty good advertisments. swensen's should consider sponsoring us, though they would probably go bankrupt judging by the amount we eat :)
this time, we ordered a sticky chewy chocolate and a regular earthquake. much tamer already.
the waiter boy wanted to repeat our order.
so he said ' one sticky chewy chocolate' and he pointed at zhuan
' and one regular earthquake..' and he hesistated and kinda pointed at me.
-_- i think its pretty obvious we were sharing right. that boy thought just cos im bigger then im having the huge earthquake all to myself! wtf!
zhuan was giggling like a drunk and then i started laughing at her controlled giggles plus the silly waiter boy. and we have no idea why but the waiter boy started giggling too. i wonder if he knew we were laughing at him.
i was hoping he wouldn't be the one to serve us.
but... dengdeng!
it was him.
to save him from more embarrassment, i pointed to the middle when he wanted to put down the earthquake. i think its pretty obvious that we're sharing already right?
but when he put down the sticky chewy, he put it in front of me!!!!!
i am so insulted!!
like seriously!
he obviously thinks i'm some glutton piggy just cos i'm bigger than zhuan
-_-
but oh well, he was hilarious. so i'll forgive him since he provided entertainment.

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i have reached a conclusion that sakae sushi's sushi has the ability to intoxicate people. haha
but seriously, zhuan was acting like a crazy drunk laughing all the way.
and beng was red and drunky too a long time ago when we had the sushi buffet.
sakae in the sushi!

2 horrid twerps

in one day!
and all i was doing was peacefully eating breakfast at bedok interchange.

twerp 1
first i was harrassed by a little midget.
dont get me wrong, i do not look down on them or anything. i just think they should try to do something useful instead of just begging. i mean, he could walk and all. even the blind sell tissue or busk. that little midget can see, hear, walk and talk, why should he just stick out his hand and ask for money?! others more challenged than him are at least making an effort, and i'l willingly help them. but i am certainly not helping a lazy bugger who won't help himself!
he waddled up to me and stretched out his hand, then stroked his face with his dirty long nail while grinning at me with crooked teeth. and he was too close for comfort.
i was like what the fucking hell!? yu stick out yur damn hand and yu think i should just give yu money?!
so i just shook my head at him. and luckily my aunt and grandma were walking back to the table, so i just looked away and hoped he would just get lost.
ohmygawd. after awhile i realised he was still standing freaking near beside me, practically breathing down my neck. how thick skin is that. people already say no right.
in the end my aunt had to give him some money so he would leave us alone though i told her not to. its only encouraging these twerps! urgh!

twerp 2
this girl came up to us and starting yabbering on and on in super high speed in chinese about how she's from some organisation to help the elderly by giving them free acupuncture in toa payoh. riiight. so my aunt stopped her and asked her to speak in english. turns out she wants us to buy a card which costs 10bucks to help these old people. my aunt said no thanks.
and the horrid twit blinked at my aunt then left.
my aunt was real pissed so she said loudly that the girl is so rude!
and the girl turned back and said 'oei auntie. yu dont like that okay. next time yu will also need our help lor'
i was like what the fuck!?!?!?!
so rude! she's like cursing my aunt or smth! that bitch!
how dare she say that my aunt will need her help.

firstly, what help? just acupuncture for the elderly and yu think thats helping?
secondly, i can take care of my aunt. no need for yur pathetic excuse of a help.

seriously, there are organisations which do much more than that for the old folkies.
i think the old folkies need wayyyy more than just acupuncture alright.
besides, 10bucks is asking alot. i think selling tickets at 2 bucks is a much smarter way of getting people to contribute. 1 shot want my 10 bucks. walau, too much right.
plus, i think its damn rude to just start motor-mouthing away and interrupting people's breakfast. hello, basic courtesy please?! at least ask if she can have a little of our time. but no, she just comes up and starts yakyakyakking away. and when people stop her, she dare to blink. like hello? better that i stop yu halfway than yu finish yur long story right. cos either way im never gonna donate to a rude bitch like yu!

ugh. seriously, some people are just so annoying it amazes me.

when the cat's away, the mice will play!

the only good part about bryan being away is that now i've got so much time to meet my friends!
damn.. boys take up such alot of time. i'm sorry to all my friends out there who i haven't met up with as much as i'd like to. please meet me now!
however, the pathetic 3 week holiday is about to be over! noo!! :(
so, i have crammed in as much as i can this week so it will be as fun as last week.
meeting zhuan, minjia, jingy, xiany, manny, beng and nicely slotted in at the end of it all is bryan.
everything is working out nicely! :) i am a happy girl.. that is, till school starts again.

last week was great!
tuesday was spent with my little cg back at sgh for a secret tutorial! where we saw TB ileitis. hehheh are yu guys freaking out now/ thinking we're freaks??
nahh we just went back to take pictures with our tutors- mainly the original rat baby and his clone ( fat doctors with little hair make good tutors) and the super sub. we also kept reminding them that we'd be back. and we only stopped after they finally said the magic words ' gimme a call when yu guys are back/ when yu guys need help ' :) not kiasu lar, just wanto make sure i pay $17000/year for smtg useful righttttt...
original rat baby ( i have to keep adding in original, cos rat baby = wayne. original rat baby=tutor, who also happens to be wayne's idol) is somehow always in the scope room which is also the home of watery explosive farts. fart zone is also the place where we presented stuff the most times. runner-up is the OT. damn i hated changing up into the baju just for presenting. anyway wayne will probably have the best memory of these 2 places, cos i think he got rapings in both rooms. i will only remember wanting a mask so badly in the scope room. that is, if masks can filter off farts.
after that, we met zhong, gummy and moth for some retarded fun and backstabbing at settler's cafe.
halfway thru the game, zhong had to go shift his car. so he gave instructions to wayne over the phone-
' i'm the thief, steal from the bishop.'
kpo passerby lady - !??!? while staring at zhong.
hahahahhaha!!!!
after that chek, manny, gummy, moth and me went on to arab street for alaturka!
arab street parking is hell. i had to approach a guy in a suzuki swift to ask if he was leaving, and after that chek and me had to dash to the lot to chope it cos there was a sneaky shit of a car lurking around. however, parking at night is also free!
alaturka was nice, though im not really a fan of not knowing what im eating. next time, i shall special request that they put little signboards for the dip platter.

wednesday was mambo night!
which was also my first time in zouk. after all those times we wanted to go mambo, we finally went!
music wasn't great. wasn't all retro so the platform retards just stood around smoking when they couldn't act cool. the retro songs mostly weren't nice. not nice=i don't know them. if i don't know and don't like the song then i can't dance to it. but i forgive them, cos they played video killed a radio star. man, i love that song! and also cos it was free anyway. ahaha

thursday was swimming! with manny and beng, and a fish and co lunch to put back whatever ounce i lost. it was fun! though i dont know how i dragged myself out of bed at 10 when i slept at like 5 after the match.
we did some shopping after. and i found myself a new swimsuit, though i hardly swim.
so i said i'd think about it. buti dragged my mom to go buy it the next day. oops.
it was like 39.20 for an adidas swimsuit. so i think i got myself a good buy!
this is totally unrelated to swimming, but i love the adidas ad!
i just found out on thursday that it has 3 parts! and they are all freaking funny!! man i love it!
i dont know why they only show 1 part on tv, but they show all 3 parts in adidas shops on repeat. and beng, manny and me just stood in front of the counter laughing :) okay, maybe it was just me. but seriously, go check it out!

saturday, i met up with zhuan and minjia. it has to be zhuan and minjia and never minjia only cos when i smsed her to meet, she said wait for zhuan to come back. ?!?!?! mean ass!! so its not worth meeting just me!!! i hope yu read this mj! haha.
but still, it was great fun meeting again. we meet according to the australia med school term which takes damnnnnn long, but we never run out of things to say no matter how long we dont see each other. and i like how we have kinda the same views on most things. i love great friends like these! yet another reason why i miss jc so!

yes, so thats the end of my great week.
next week, i wanto eat sushi buffet and watch 'just my luck' with zhuan and minjia, swim and hope i get roasted golden brown but not burnt. ohmygawd! i just realised getting a tan is like cooking! and sadly, i cant do both. i wanto finally see my bryan again. and bring jude out with him for cars with salted popcorn and nachos and cheese! and watch world cup with him. poor deprived bryan hasnt watched a single world cup match! it would be fun if we could watch the england-sweden match tgth, cos i support sweden and he roots for england.
yayy next week is fun!

shit la, after postings starts, how am i gonna watch world cup!
as it is, i already have problem staying up though i sleep all day.
fuck. and all the good matches are just starting.

damn, i am feeling abit bad now cos when bryan called me just now to talk , i was watching desperate housewives which i have been waiting all week and day to watch and i was rather distracted. and in the end he got the hint and let me watch my show in peace. oops, am i a mean bitch? i am sorry!

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just out of interest

does anyone else besides me find calling yur boy/girlfriend 'baby' disgusting? baby is a word that belongs in songs only, or for real life babies which drool.
i totally do not get calling yur other half baby. it makes my skin crawl.
i'd rather yu make out in front of me than call each other baby. seriously.

therapy.

nothing like a day out with friends to cure the mopeyness
especially when they're close friends i saw everyday back in jc but hardly see now.
i miss xiany and xinyi!
and i miss all those jc times!

-yakking in the rj canteen
-the birthday celebrations before school - my fav is still the fish cake we bought luohan :)
-feeling small in the gym with xian cos of those damned canoeists pumping weights like they wanted to burst their biceps.
-luohan and me chasing each other around trying to wipe our sweat all over each other's gis
-photographing our injuries after training. all the monster bruises and tapes all over our fingers and toes. and we looked so happy in the photos though we're in pain. we're weird that way. haha
-the time where we made cathleen walk on water over the ri pool
-hating the gym songs for kids that get played over and over till we could sing them.
-all the eye candy. luohan and beng, remember phoebe? :) and candy was hot too.
-tearing the skin off our elbows frontcrawling. ok wait i dont miss that actually.

man there's just too much too list. i miss those times so bad!
plus i wish i was as fit now as i was then. i have degenerated!

anyway saturday was fun! lets do it again soon okay
great friends + retail therapy. i think i can pull through these 2 weeks just fine :)

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world cup!

i am a bit pissed cos it seems like whatever match i watch, there wont be any goals!
like sweden vs trinidad and tobago. now that was really a fucking frustrating match!
with larsson, ibrahimovic, ljungberg and later allback attacking. plus t&t was one man down.
i just dont get why they couldnt put any in! oh well, better luck next time.
and the holland match. i missed the first goal cos i was watching xmen2. after i turned over, no more goals!
argh!!!!!!! there is like a severe deficiency of goals from the teams i support!
i'm rooting for sweden and holland! yep, they're not the favourites.. but i like! ( haha, xiany does this phrase sound familiar?)

sweden is like the most pretty boy team ever!


pretty boys in pretty colours!
and with cute names too!

the cute name award goes to olof mellberg. like, olof!!? hhaha
best hair goes to wilhelmsson for the tail.
alexandersson and anders svensson are pretty hot too!

holland has some cuties too!
van nistelrooy - i have no idea why his name is suddenly van nistelrooij
van persie
van der vaart
oh but van der sar is a fugly.

poor bryan is missing the world cup!

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okay now to bathe and get ready for lunch. mm thai express! here i come!

day one.


and i am missing bryan damn bad already.




i try to occupy myself.
but i just feel so weird and empty.

plus today's gloomy weather doesn't help at all.

yes i know, i am so useless! :(




my darling is such a cutie!!!!
hurry up and come back already!!!!!



ps. i am sad and lonely so i am entitled to a puke inducing post!

yippee yay!

im blogging again which means i'm free like a bird! cos i only blog when im a free bird.
blogging is meant for the bored. which = me when bryan goes into army this fri :(
a free bird for 3 weeks. but a bored and lonely one. :( pui.

anyway i am so happy e clinics is over!
OSCEs sucked cos i didn't study and i got raped but oh well luckily it wasn't like i studied and got raped still cos that would make me a retard.
i am already a retard though cos for my medicine test, i brought my neuro kit ( complete with red tipped orange sticks! ) but i didn't bring my stethoscope! whooppee!! :) i think i am so going to make a great doctor! hahaha

man i wish i could keep my cg for many more postings! i really liked my cg but i only had them for like 6 weeks!? wtf!! :(
i am going to miss all the shopping with chek. wd 74= taka. wd 78= paragon. the rest are heartland malls/mama shop :) right chek?
gummy yu were too noob (or in manny's words- noop) tt's why the nurse raped yu. its okay the pros ( chek and me ) will bring yu shopping one day! :)

today is 'evil day'!
i read in the papers one time that people like getting married on dates like 5th may 2005 (5-5-05) or 4th april 2004(4-4-04). i wonder if anyone got married today. YIKES.
anyway bryan and me wanted to watch 'the omen' today since it opens today and it would be extra spooky since today is 'evil day'. but looks like everyone felt the same way so there were NO TICKETS! man it's like a tuesday! why are there so many people going out!??! so we booked tickets for tmr and watched 'she's the man' instead which is actually quite nice though the story is just outrageous and amanda bynes is quite bad at acting. i actually can't decide if mischa barton or amanda bynes is worse at acting. hmm. anyway the crowd was damn annoying!
they were like laughing and CLAPPING at the not so funny parts. and there was these 2 annoying girls beside me. they were sitting in a COUPLE SEAT?!?! like are they lesbians? and if they're not then why do they hafto deprive REAL COUPLES of the couple seat?! and they were like repeating every single thing amanda bynes said in the same tone and accent. and then spouting this weird language which sounds like indonesian to me. i have no idea what the fuck is wrong with them but they disgust me. yuck.

i am talking to chek on msn now and he is proving to be quite a twit with his 'hahaz's which he refuses to change though i tell him it is making him a twit.

i think i shall upload some photos next week when i am bored.

operation terror orc

this week is nice!
it was supposed to be a 4 day week thanks to labour day.
but thanks to operation sparrow hawk its a 3 day week!
whoohoo!!! :) :)
i love it!

plus the 3 days were pretty slack and fun.

first we had 2 days of learning skills in NUS. which brought back the real feeling of school which is weird to say but i miss it. i miss getting to see everyone all at once! and i miss my jeans and t shirts. and i miss just sitting around during lessons talking. and not having to walk real fast everywhere all the time. feel less of a noob now after learning 10 skills. still a noob, but less!
we sucked fake arms dry of its cherryade. and then we poked catheters into fake penises with chek and wayne feeling the pain and squealing "be gentle leh!!!". and then learnt the basics of gay sex. no la im kidding. we only poked a finger into an ass. and then of course not forgetting the best part- wounds! we had an angmoh surgeon? i dunno its not important. the important part is he had a frickin deep sexy voice! and he said 'aiyyaaaarrr' in a damn funny way at the messes manny and me made of our knots cos we weren't guides last time like liana, and not a brownie like chek.

ended nice and early at 3 on wednesday. gummy was damn psyched up abt cedele's rosemary chicken sandwich so we wento the raffles city branch for some tea! but raffles city's version had no brie cheese :( so i dint get the real thing. but still damn nice. cranberries and chicken and herbs and foccacia. i love foccacia. it is included in my list of things i love to smell. :)
anyway it was damn nice to yak with gummy again! though she's in my big cg i hardly see the other 1/2 of them. i miss the times when we used to spend lectures yakking and vandalising each others notes. writing 'gummy' on top of the 'lynn' she wrote on her notes till her mama asked her why she keep koping notes from this 'gummy' person. HAHAHA.
after that i bought some thos SB pie home cos i always wanted to let my mama try. introduced to xian and me by manny. its tucked away in some hidey hole in raffles city. when the 3 of us went last time kena check by security some more sial!!!
anyway the point of the story ( i have points to my stories unlike gummy) is that they have
one-for-one on everything everyday after 6!!!!!!!!
yummyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
so for just $5.50 i got 2 HUGE SB pies!!!!! :):):):):)
go get yurs now!

ok thursday dint start out fun. i had to get up at frickin 530 am but i woke up at 6am instead. oops. my cg was supposed to go for this journal club thing that we had no idea about. but now that we know what its about, manny,chek,wayne and me would like to say:

journal club is great!
damn interesting sia! everyone shd bug their tutors to let them go journal club! super learning experience. held in a posh room in a posh place. and wayne says got babes too though manny and me dont think so. but still, go for yur journal club session now!!! it is really really great.

hahaha pui la. as if.
journal club=PBL for oldies=fucking heaps of questions fired here there everywhere=zzzzz for clueless shits like me

but to compensate, we got to go OT!
but only day surgery. and only to see some haemorrhoids then we had to fuck out of there. :(
but smtg damn damn damn funny happened in the time between after tutorial and before surgery that happened that made everyone's day! hahahahhahaha. ok everyone but wayne's la.
heeheee
i hate the smelly OT croc-like shoes and the lousy drawstring pants!
and the OT isn't like what i expected it to be.
i saw a fly.
no im kidding.
but seriously.

man, i love this week!
gonna make the most of it so im going off to get ready for a hot date later!
:):):):):)